“The Cunning Hidal Don Quixote of Lamantsky” Miguel Cervantes. Novel “The Cunning Hidal Don Quixote Lamantsky” About the book “The Cunning Hidalgo Don Quixote Lamantsky” Miguel Cervantes

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Chapter 1, who discovers who Don Quixote of La Mancha is

In a modest village in the province of La Mancha, he lives and lives on, on the name of Don Kehan. Like every nobleman, following his noble quests, religiously preserving the ancient shield and family list and keeping a thin wardrobe and a good dog in his yard. Three-quarters of my income went to the vegetable and yoke dish and the vinaigrette that was served for the evening; On Fridays after fasting, we are satisfied with a plate of sochevitsa boiled in water, then for weeks we indulge in greased blue. On Holy Day, Don Kehan ​​wore a captan made of fine cloth, oxamite trousers and morocco shoes, and on weekdays he wore a suit made of coarse cloth from the home. There lived a housekeeper who was over forty years old, a niece who was not yet twenty, and an old, old servant. He himself was fifty years old; he was thin, like a skeleton, - skin and brushes, but, unconcerned with greedy thinness, showing great vitriol.



All his free time, and his free time, Don Kehana devoted himself wholeheartedly to reading literary novels. Having indulged in so much activity with hoards and addictions; For the sake of new wine, having abandoned the field and the reign. His burying got to the point where he, without hesitation, sold a fair amount of land in order to buy his own personal books.

In our novels, in the past, written love letters and regular calls for duels were especially appropriate, and phrases such as these were often used: “It’s right, because it’s so wrong to my rights, to discredit my rightness so much without rights, that I’m not without the right to swear at your rightness...” or: “...the high heavens, which with their stars divinely mark our divinity and honor all the dignity of your greatness...”. It turned out that the great caballero spent the whole night trying to figure out the meaning of these phrases, which were confused in his head and came from one mind to another. Bentezhili yo and other inconsistencies that came across in your favorite novels. So, for example, it was important for me to believe that the famous figure Bellianis could retire and recover from so many terrible wounds; It seemed to him that, regardless of all the mystique of the doctors, they rejoiced this person, exposing his guilt and his body was covered with painful scars. And this time at Romana Belianis, once again appearing with a youthful blush without old scars and wad.



However, it was not at all important for Don Kehani to burst into oblivion with descriptions of the incurable benefits and exploits of the valiant heroes of novels. He always wanted to find out about her further fate, and even then he was captured, since the author on the remaining page of the book promised to continue his endless story in the upcoming volume. Often our cavalier has spoken in many respects with his friend, the priest, about those whose valor is greater: Palmerin of England or Amadis of Gaul. Don Kehana stood for Amadis, the priest for Palmerin, and the local barber, Master Nicholas, insisted that none of them could compare with the lyricist Phoebus, who, in his opinion, had turned the mannered Amadis over with his vitriol and masculinity, and P almerina – thanks to the spirit and intimacy.



The step is kind and long before the sound before reading, after reading from the book to the day and from the day to the morning dawn. Having abandoned all your work, perhaps wasted sleep and often forgotten about lunch. His head was filled with all sorts of mindless stories read in the books of the people, and in reality it was stained with crooked battles, face fights, love affairs, thefts, evil magicians and good charmers. As a result, I completely stopped separating the truth from the guesses, and it seemed to me that in the whole world there was nothing worthwhile for this story. We spoke with such passion about the heroes of various novels, in fact, our closest friends and acquaintances.



He hoped that Sid Ruy Dias was a valiant leader, but added that I was far from the leader of the Half Sword, who with one blow cut two mighty veletni. Most importantly, he placed Bernard de Carpio, what a victory for the insurmountable Roland at the Ronseval Gorge. He gushed even more about the Veletny Morganta, who - compared to other giants - was inspired by his loveliness and attentiveness. I especially praised Reynaldo Montalban, the glorious thief of the golden idol of Mohammed and the hero of incurable adventures on the road.

Forbidden from eternal sitting in close quarters, sleepless nights and endless reading of the poor and the everlastingly wicked. And then such a wondrous thought came to my mind, such as has never before occurred to the thirsty God of the world. Our cavalier believes that he himself will step up to the lava of the mandarin leaders. For the sake of his powerful glory, for the sake of the justice of the native land of the wines, Don Kehana is obliged to become a man, mount a horse and ride with the world of jokes, to protect the crooked, to punish the evil, to bring about unimportant justice. Having become engrossed in thoughts about the great feats that I had to accomplish, I then hastened to bring my decision to the victor. We first cleaned out the possessions that were in our ancestors and were lying here on the hill, covered with the centuries-old Irzhey and saw; Going through them, it’s a deep pity, having realized that only one bump was saved from the sholom. To set things right, I finally had to call for help with all my guilt. He cut the headphones out of cardboard and attached them to the bump. Zreshtoy you got away to zmaistruvat schos on the vision of the right sholom. Then you wanted to try out how you could stand in front of the battle without being seen. He drew his sword, swung it and gave two blows to the sholomi. With the first blow, the visor shattered into pieces, and all of his work went in vain. I would have been even more embarrassed by this result. Once again, take up the work, and now, for the sake of convenience, put a tissue under the cardboard. This caution was completely sufficient for me, and I decided to give it a second try. Without much effort, I reconciled myself in the fact that in a new way, I got the job done.



Then Don Kehana broke away from the herd and looked respectfully at his horse. She was old and ill; Truth be told, it was only suitable for carrying water. However, our caballero lost all satisfaction with her appearance and believed that neither the mighty Bucephalus of Alexander the Great nor the widget-footed Babik Sid could compare with her. Many days passed in order to find his war horse a more sonorous and garnier name, because he thought that once the gentleman exchanged his modest life in the rural wilderness for the boisterous field of a mandarin person, then You must change your rural nickname to newer, nicer and richer than they are. Having suffered for a long time, the current slaughter of calls, equal to them, discussed and important. Found in the name of Rosinante. This sounded like a sonorous presentation. After all, it was a reference to those who used to be before, because Don Kehana called it from two words: rocin (nag) and antes (before), so it meant: “extraordinary gallop.”



Having given the name of his horse so far away, he realized that now he needs to come up with a different name for himself. These thoughts have been going on for the past week, but the new Vinikle has come up with a brilliant thought: he has simply transformed his modest name of Kehan ​​into a more sonorous one - Don Quixote.



And here our cavalier guessed that the important Amadis, hoping that his father’s name would be glorified at once by the powers that be, calling himself not just Amadis, but also Amadis of Gaul. Don Quixote decided to inherit the butt of this valiant figure and began to call himself Don Quixote of La Mancha. Now everything was good: it was immediately clear who the heroes and stars were, so that his native land could share with him the glory of his exploits.



And the axis, when the old one was cleaned, shol iz the visor of the provisions, the wardrobe took off a new name and having changed the name itself, I lost only the ability to tease myself with my lady heart, because it is clear that the mandarin face without a lady is gray It is like a tree without leaves or fruits. Don Quixote said to himself: “If, of my own free will, I will fight with the man of valor (and often get caught up with mandarin persons) and in the first place I will throw him to the ground and ask for mercy, then according to the laws of personhood I am guilty of sending him to the ground my ladies. You will go to my gentle mistress, fall on your knees and humbly and humbly say: “I am the ruler of Caraculiambro, king of the island of Malindrania. The great character Don Quixote Lamantsky moved to the duel. Having punished me to stand before your grace, so that your eminence may dispose of me for sovereign judgment...” Oh! - Having screamed far away, - I am definitely guilty of my mother’s heart: only she can properly reward the valor of a face. Should I know? I Don Quixote shook off his gloomy thoughts. A moment later, a happy thought dawned on his mind. I guessed about a certain little villager from a nearby village, her name was Aldonza Lorenzo; And having chosen to reward our person with the title of the lady of his heart. Pleasingly for her, it would not be necessary to tease her as a powerful woman, but at the same time she would guess that she was some kind of princess or noble lord, who would like to christen her Dulcinea Toboskaya, out of the way was originally from Toboso. This seemed to me to be expressive and melodious and altogether joyful of those individuals who were famous for their exploits.

Chapter 2, which tells about the first departure of Don Quixote from his lords

Once all the preparations are completed, Don Quixote decides, reluctantly, to leave his home and go in search of personal favors. It seemed to him that in such a way, every kind of wickedness is a great sin against humanity: how many people seek revenge, how many sick people seek protection, how many oppressed people seek liberation! And the axis of one miraculous summer day, having risen to the sweater, stretched out at his hat, put a wretched shawl on his head, pulled together his green strings, gathered on Rocinante, gathered a shield, taken the list from his hand and secretly out of the back gate of the barn . near the field, I am glad that you decided to begin such a glorious task. Ale couldn’t manage to get out onto the road, as I fell asleep in a thought that was so greedy that I never turned back home. Don Quixote rightly guessed that there were no initiations from the face and that, due to the laws of the face, he could not and without daring to enter into battle with every face. And if he were to give his or her dedication, then he should have worn white jackets from the beginning and not put any motto on his shield, so that it was immediately obvious that he was still a newcomer to the rank of justice. Having stood there for a long time, Don Quixote, not knowing what to do with himself, suddenly set off on the road without any doubt. Having decided that you should ordain him to the rank of a lyricist, you should ask the first lyricist who will join you on the road. This is how they treated many of the heroes of these novels, the reading of which brought our youth to such a pitiful state. And since there is a longing for the white ovals, you have given yourself the word to clean your armor so that the stench becomes as white as ermine. Having made a decision, he calmed down and continued his journey, completely surrendering to the will of the horse: so, in my opinion, the mandarin face will rise in price.



Rocinante danced, and our caballero could calmly give in to his thoughts.

“If the future historian of my exploits,” Don Quixote said to himself, “begins to describe my first outing, in a sing-song manner, so will his confession: the light-haired ice Phoebus spread the golden threads of his beautiful hair across the naked earth, the ice is clear and the birds with the gentle harmony of their melodic voices . Aurory appeared, as the famous figure Don Quixote of La Mancha, having mounted his glorious horse Rocinante and destroying the ancient Montiel Plain along the road.

Then he added:

- Let us be happy in the age when, you decide, my glorious deeds will be recorded on paper, images on canvas, on marmur. Even if you were not, wise enchanter, my chronicler, I ask you, do not forget about my good Rocinante.

Then he guessed about his lady heart:

- O Princess Dulcinea, Volodar’s full heart! You left me with a bitter image, who ignored me and, with stern innocence, ordered me not to appear in front of your unworthy beauty. May you please, sir, to guess about your kind person, who, out of love, is ready to endure the greatest torment for you.

Almost an hour passed in this viva and mriyah. Don Quixote was driving along the windy road. The sun had already begun to rise high and spread with such force that it could melt those pitiful bars of the brain that were still lost in the poor woman’s head. So, having traveled the whole day without seeing anything wonderful. This brought him to the conclusion that he wanted to be as close as possible to any opportunity and test the strength of his mighty hands. The next day both he and his wardrobe lost their strength and were dying of hunger. Don Quixote began to look at all sides, trying to figure out some kind of castle or pasta that could be preferred and strengthened. Hope didn’t fool him: not far from the road, he spotted the front door; our leader spurred on Rocinante and went to the foreign courtyard himself in that hvilina when the pranks began. It is not to be forgotten that, in the face of our prankster’s suitability, everything was very different from what it really was, and what people’s favorite novels portrayed it to be. Therefore, having looked at the outside door, you immediately realized that this is a castle with gates and gates from a shiny frame, with a drawbridge and a deep ditch. Having approached this obvious castle and a few short distances away, Rocinante's guards are on the lookout for a dwarf to appear between the teeth and sound at the chimney, announcing the arrival of the face. Just as they heard some swineherd, taking their turn, blowing the trumpet, and Don Quixote heard that the dwarf was announcing his arrival.




Don Quixote knocked at the gate of the hotel, and on the knock of the High Lord, the people were even more friendly, and even more peaceful. Having looked at the wondrous leader in his wondrous appearance, the Lord of the Ice was unable to react. Prote the gloomy look of Don Quixote’s military warriors, instilling in you awe, and he said emphatically:

- If your honor, sir, is a good idea to stay here, you will find with us everything you need, except a handy bed: there is no handy bed in our hotel.



Feeling how the commandant of the castle was speaking to him in a shady manner, Don Quixote vidpov:

- If you didn’t tell me, Señore Castellan, I would lose everyone’s satisfaction, because, so to speak:


My favorites are my possessions,
And my answer is a specious battle.

- So, for your honor, a hard stone serves as a bed, and sleep is constant sleeplessness? If this is so, then kindly get off the horse and be grateful that you will find in me everything you need and will be able to spend not just one night without sleep, but even a whole river.



He took these words in stride, and Don Quixote sank into great difficulties and hustle, because he had done nothing all day.

Then he asked the ruler to give special feedback about Rocinante, adding that the best price of all the creatures that eat barley. Looking at Rocinante, the ruler did not know him at all to be so monstrous, as Don Quixote said, but he was careful not to say his thought out loud, taking the horse under the bridle and leading the pack. About an hour Don Quixote began to remove the chocolates. This important and folding hand was assisted by two servants who arrived. It goes without saying that Don Quixote, mistaking them for honorable wives, was the ruler of the castle. They managed to pull off their armor with their sweaty strings, but the knots of green strings that had been tied around their shirts were so tight that it was impossible to untie them. It was too late to cut the stitches. However, Don Quixote was not satisfied with this, choosing rather to suffer all night with Sholom. While the women were fetching their new clothes, Don Quixote was loudly talking about his future exploits, about the glorious horse Rocinante, about his endless tribute to the sophisticated ladies and almost declaring the stupidity of the world of power:


- No, it’s so gentle, lady
Don't talk about the paladin,
Yak dbali about Don Quixote,
From my lands I will receive:
Serve the maid of honor youmu,
Yogo's horse is a countess,

Rocinante, for that is the name of the horse, is a noble lord, and my name is Don Quixote of La Mancha. True, I didn’t want to reveal my name until my great feats were glorified throughout the world. If I had taken him in, it would have been inconsiderate to you, my lords. However, the hour will soon come when the valor of my hand will show how much I want to serve you.



The knowledgeable servants did not know what the news was for such promotions, and so they humbly hummed.



Tim is sometimes the ruler, who turned from the flock, feeding Don Quixote, and I don’t want anything.

“I’d like to have a bite,” he said further, “because I need to bolster my strength.”

As usual, it was Friday, and in this hotel there was nothing else except salted fish.

The Lord brought Don Quixote boiled cod and a piece of bread, as black and moldy as the baker's bread. It was important not to react, bachachi, with such torment of Don Quixote: the dumb-hearted sholom dared to reach his mouth with a spoon. He himself could not bring the stuff to his lips, he needed to put it directly into his mouth. It was completely impossible to sing to him, as if the ruler had not brought the reed; inserting one end of the reed into Don Quixote's mouth, and pouring wine through the other. Don Quixote endured everything with great terpenes, unless you cut the ties of the sholom. At this hour, a villager suddenly walked into the front door, playing at his own fool. What would it take for Don Quixote to still believe that he had lost some wonderful castle, that music was playing on the banquet, that salted cod was the freshest trout, that gray bread was a white loaf, and that the ruler of a foreign court was a ruler? castle That's why I was at the capture on my first exit. There was only one thing wrong with him - that he had not yet been ordained to the celebrants and he could have been declared an impostor.

Chapter 3, which is revealed to the one who was dedicated to the celebrants of Don Quixote

Obsessed with these thoughts, Don Quixote hastened to finish his poor supper. Rising from the table, he called out to kill the ruler, led him into the crowd and threw himself on his knees in front of him, beginning like this:

- O valiant leader, I will not rise from my place until your kindness allows me to end my damnation. Those that I am going to ask you about will serve for your glory and for the benefit of the human race.



Having realized that the guest was standing on guard, and sensing the wonderful promotions, the ruler of the first cow completely lost his lips and opened his mouth, marveling at Don Quixote, not knowing what to do or what to say. Having prepared himself for the wonder, he began to ask Don Quixote to surrender, but he did not want to surrender until, they decided, the ruler had not condemned his bastard.

“I thank you, sir, that because of your boundless nobility you will not dare to become my son,” said Don Quixote. - I ask you as a favor, so that tomorrow on Svitanka you consecrate me as a lyricist. All this time I will not bury myself in the chapel of your castle, and on this day you will perform a rite of passage over me. Then I revoke, forbidden, all the rights of a mandristic person and destroy the search for benefits. My honor will serve to establish truth and justice on earth, because it is the recognition of that great noble order to which I belong, and whose exploits are glorified throughout the world.

Here is the gentleman, who previously suspected that Don Quixote was God-willing, remaining in contact with him in order to gain more good, having seen the deeds of his God-willed one. That’s what Don Quixote believes, that his devotion and love are entirely reasonable, and that, judging by his proud appearance and manners, he is, perhaps, a noble person and a similar person in the world for the whole year of his title. “I myself,” the hospodar added, “took up this honorable craft in my youth. In searches, I found myself all over Spain, visiting Seville, Grenada, Cordoba, Toledo and other rich places: I got involved in various leprosy, scandals and fights, so that I became famous in all courts and cases. Spain. A long time ago, I realized: I live calmly in this castle and receive all the mandarin characters, no matter what their name, and I will stink. I give it all out of my great love for them, but, obviously, in mind, so that the city, for my goodness, shares its stench with me.” Then the ruler said that there was no chapel in the castle, so he could spend the night sawing over the grain. I know that the laws of the people sometimes allow one to spend one night before the sanctuary. Therefore, Don Quixote can stand on guard in the castle courtyard, and tomorrow, God willing, with all the necessary ceremonies, there will be dedications to the faces, and others such as have never been seen in the world.



At the end of the day, the tavern cackled, and Don Quixote had pennies with him. That belief that there is not a penny in anything, because I have never read in a thirsty novel that mandarin characters carried pennies with them. At this point, the ruler denied that Don Quixote would have mercy. In novels you can’t write about this unless you understand it. I know from reliable sources that mandarin and guilty mothers carry with them not only tightly stuffed clothes, but also clean shirts and a jar of healing ointment for wounds. And you can never again get help from a good charmer who gives a bottle of miraculous balm to someone who was wounded by a certain dwarf or a girl. It’s better to rely on yourself. And the ruler, having pleased Don Quixote, never set off on the road without pennies and the necessary supplies. The person himself will help himself, as you will need everything in your mandras.

Don Quixote promised to definitely inherit his joy and immediately began to prepare to spend the night before the dedication at the hotel. He collected all his fruits and put them on a deck to induce thinness; Then she armed herself with a list and a shield and began to walk respectfully towards the deck. It was already completely dark when I started my walk.

And the ruler turned to the hotel and told the guests about God’s celestial figure, who is now sawing over the grain, waiting for the dedication in the faces. The guests, captivated by such marvelous gods, were forced to marvel at the diva. Don Quixote, with a majestic look, peacefully croaked here and there. Sometimes they hesitate and, staring at the list, do not worry for a long time, marveling at their possessions. The month shone so brightly that the spectators from afar could see everything that our celebrant was afraid of, who was paying attention to the dedication.

Perhaps everything would have turned out calm and peaceful, but unfortunately, one of the chasers who spent the night in the hotel decided to drink their mules. Not suspecting anything, they calmly went straight to the point. Feeling his croci, Don Quixote hooted:

- No matter what you are, the boastful face, who stretches out his hands to the vaults of the most brilliant of all the mandarin faces, think for a moment, what are you doing! Don’t bother with them, because you will pay dearly for your boastfulness.

The chaser didn't even raise his eyebrows. Having reached the deck, they picked up the pieces by the belt and threw them far away. Having finished, Don Quixote raised his eyes to the sky and his thoughts flew to his lord Dulcinea, saying:

- Help me, my lord, to take revenge for the insult inflicted on the valiant heart that was forced by you: do not allow me in this first experience of your mercy and support.



With these words, he put down his shield, raised the list with both hands, and with such force the pursuer howled that he stretched out untiringly on the ground. And Don Quixote picked up the chips, put them on the deck and started walking around the well again with such an innocent look, and nothing happened. About an hour later Viyshov another chaser. Knowing nothing about the total share of your comrade, we also intend to throw the evil possessions off the deck. Ale Don Quixote before I tried it. Not a word was spoken, once again raising the list and giving the bad guys such a blow to the head that the other chaser fell to the ground. At the noise, all the bastards came running to the hotel to join the ruler. Having finished the attack, Don Quixote threw down his shield, drew his sword and shouted with pride:

- Oh, royal beauty, the stronghold of my soul and my heart! The hour has come, if your greatness is about to go wild, look at the person you have captured, who is entering a great battle.

These words that lulled our prayer awakened in our hearts such courage that, even if we had attacked the new world, all the pursuits of the world would not have stood up. Standing firmly under the hail of stones, which from afar scattered his separated comrades of the wounded; only hiding behind his shield, but not briefly leaving the deck where his chips lay. There was a tremendous noise outside. The chasers rehearsed and barked. The bawls of the Lord are good for them and pin them down. And Don Quixote shouted at the top of his voice:

- Those lowly slaves! I don't respect you! Shoot the stones, come, approach, attack! You are immediately being punished by the city for your impudence and madness!

These warriors of Don Quixote experienced such violence and ferocity that the attackers were filled with great fear. Little by little they smelled the stench and stopped throwing stones. Toddy Don Quixote allowed the wounded to be collected and the burials began again with great importance and calm.

However, the ruler did not relish this story, and having decided to inadvertently ordain the guest into this damned noble order, there was no more trouble. Pompously approaching Don Quixote, he said:

- Don’t be angry, your honor, I’ll be rude to my servants. I promise you to punish them for their boasting. Now is not the time for us to begin the sacred rite? Even though sawing over the wood lasts no more than two years, you’ve been standing on the wood for more than four years. I have already told you that there is no chapel in the castle. However, we can happily do without it. The head of the dedicate is a blow with the hand on the face and with a sword on the left shoulder. And it is possible to earn money in the middle of an open field. Oh dear, don’t waste precious time.



Our leader blindly believed the words of the ruler and his lords, and is ready to repent.

“I ask you just one thing,” he added, “hurry up with the Vikonanny ritual.” Because if I am dedicated and someone is again lured into misfortune by me, I will not drown any living soul in the castle. For yourselves, lord of the castle, I will spare only those for whom you stand up.

These words of the celebrant only made it possible for the noble ruler to immediately untangle himself from the troubled guest.

The man was smart and smart, and immediately pulled out that book, in which he wrote down how much barley and straw was given to the chasers; Then, accompanied by two servants and a boy, who carried burnt candles, they approached Don Quixote, causing him to kneel down, and then read a pious prayer from the book, raising his hand and swinging it with a flourish. sleeping on his neck, then, continuing mutter to yourself under this psalm, slashing at his shoulder with a mighty sword. Then he ordered one of the servants to gird the initiate with a sword, which she died with great rivalry. It’s true that she didn’t die much because of her laughter, but the exploits that she saw before her eyes made her laugh. Bringing the sword to Don Quixote's belt, the good lady said:

- God send happiness to your mercy in the faces of the people and good luck in the battles.

Don Quixote asked what they sound like, because he wanted to know which lady of the world owes such great grace, so that he can share with her the honors that he wins with the strength of his hand. Vaughn, with great humility, confessed that she was Thick, that she was the daughter of Toledo, and that she was ready to serve him in faith and truth. Don Quixote asked her, out of love, to be called “Little Tolosa” from now on. Vaughn fucked herself. Then another lady put a spur on him, and with her he got the same rozmova as with the one who girded him with a sword. She slept like her, and she knew that her name was Molinera, and that she was the daughter of an honorable merrymaker from Antequeri; Don Quixote asked to add the title of Donya to his name; at which point he fell apart in front of her in untreated robes. Once all these ceremonies were completed, Don Quixote hastened to mount his horse: he could no longer wait to search for opportunities. He mounted Rocinante, gathered on the new one and began to dedicate the rulers for dedication in such unforeseen circumstances that there is no way to convey them. And my lord, I rejoice in the fact that you have found yourself, as a person, having responded to your promotion with short, or no less written, phrases and, without taking anything from him for nothing, and letting him go well and good.

La Mancha - district of New Castile - the name La Mancha comes from the Arabic word Manxa, which means dry land.

Idalgo is a noble nobleman. The noble nobility, which played an important role in the life of Spain during the era of the fight against the Moors (XI-XIV centuries), lost a large part of its importance until the end of the XV century. During the hours of Cervantes, who, having spent the remaining amount of earth, the toothless one further represented a characteristic figure of Spanish life.

Amadis of Gaul is the hero of a literary novel, extremely popular in Spain in the 16th century. Instead, this novel is absolutely fantastic. The English princess Eliza gave birth to a son. Worried about her beloved child, her mother threw her into the sea. An unknown person stole the child and took her to Scotland. When Amadis died, he fell in love with the innocent and beautiful Oriana, daughter of King Lizwart. To win her love, Amadis mantras all over Europe, travels to hidden, enchanting lands, fights veletni, sorcerers and magicians, and performs thousands of other feats. The novel ends with the story of Amadis, who meets the lady of his heart, the beautiful Oriana.

The novel “Palmerin of England” is the least boring of all the successors to “Amadis the Gallic”. Palmerin is the son of Don Duerte (Eduard), King of England. Together with his brother Florian, the ideal of a gallant cavalier, he performs endless exploits for the glory of his heart, defeats the powerful enchanter Deliant, and sinks him to the enchanting island.

Sid Ruy Dias (“sid” is a form of Arabic “pan”, “volodar”) is the legendary hero of Spain, who is alive in the other half of the 11th century. Sid became especially famous during the war with the Moors, and around his name there are countless legends that have come down to us in the form of uncured romances and we sing.

Battle of Ronseval Gorge. When Charlemagne returned from the Spanish campaign (778 rivers), the rear guard of his army was buried by the enemy at the Ronseval Gorge and may even be destitute. In this battle, one of Charles’s associates, Hruadland (Roland), died. This song is based on the famous work of the French epic – “The Song of Roland”.

Dedicated to the person. Cervantes parodies the active ritual of initiation among the liturgists. The dedication was spent the night before the dedication in the church on Varta Zbra. The crown was sanctified, and the new person, bringing over it the local garb, followed the laws and rules of the person. Then, a noble person who had confirmed the facts of the battle on the right, took the sword, struck the dedicatee on the left shoulder three times, saying: “I consecrate you in the face.” The dedicatee was operated on with a sword, spurs were pulled on his gold, and all those present descended on the banquet in honor of the new celebrant.

Miguel de Cervantes

THE GLORIOUS PERSON DON QUIXOTE OF LAMAN

PEREDMOVA

I read the evidence, you will believe me without an oath, of course, when I tell you that I want this book, the child of my mind, to be the most beautiful and warmest of books that only one can recognize. and. Alas, it's a pity! For me it seemed impossible to defy the law of nature, which dictates that every essence should only eat such an essence. What else can I develop such a barren and poorly illuminated mind as mine, other than the story of a hero dry, thin, naive, filled with chimerical thoughts that never converge into anyone else - such, one in a word, as he is, being worries about the relationship, where all sorts of inconveniences are present and all evil feelings are present. Licorice is allowed, an agreeable way of life, the beauty of the fields, the clarity of the skies, the dance of the streams, a calm spirit - the axis that requires you to work with the most fruitless music and allows them to bestow the creations of light, that Who will be enchanted and devoured.

If my father’s mother is harassed by the mother of an ugly and ungrateful son, then the priest, who will not live to childhood, puts a bandage on his eyes and does not allow him to drink a few of the rest; He takes these fools for sweet fun and tells his friends about them, but at the same time, he is the smartest and most original of all that is in the world... But I, apparently, don’t give a damn to, and only to, the witches of Don Quixote; Therefore, I do not inherit the accepted message and will not, with tears in my eyes, bless you, dear reader, to study and not lose respect for the shortcomings that you can note in my child. You are neither a relative nor a friend; You are the newest and most powerful master of your will and your feelings; sitting in your house, you manage your affairs absolutely autocratically, like a king with the income of his treasury, and, of course, you know the first saying: Under my cloak I kill the king; Therefore, there is nothing obligatory on me, and there are no excuses and efforts to make any effort before me. In this manner, you can talk about this story in a way that is important to you, without fear of punishment for vile behavior and unreasonable reward for those good things that you are tempted to say about it.

I would like to keep this story completely bare, without embellishing it with the editorial and not accompanying it with the obligatory catalog of sonnets, epigrams and eclogues that can be placed in the title books; Besides, I freely admit to you, although the folded story of this story was a task for me, it was even more important for me to write this editorial, as you read in this book. More than once I have picked up a pen to write something, and then I press it again, not knowing what to write. Alas, the axis of one of these days, when I was sitting in indifference, with a paper lying in front of me, with a pen behind my ear, resting my elbow on the table and resting my cheek on my hand, and muttering about those that I should write - at this hour I am unsure enter One of my friends, a reasonable person with a cheerful character, and, although not so much troubled and deluded, asks about the reason for this. I, not wanting anything from this, told him that I was thinking about the editorial before my history of Don Quixote, - the editorial, as I say, so much so that I was inspired to write it already, and, therefore, to achieve a feat for everyone I know and so noble face “Boy, kindly tell me that I don’t need to worry about those who say this ancient legislator, who is called the public, if you remember that, having slept through so many fates in deep oblivion, I know now I’m old and injuries, with history dry, like reeds, lacking in guesswork and style, poor in warmth and, in addition, does not show age, has no notes in the margins, no comments like a book, just like I study other works, I would like it to be both clear and unknown , so similar to the words of Aristotle, Plato and all other philosophers, that readers come to the stifled and respect the authors of these books for people of rare eminence and incomparable redness? Why does it not happen when the authors quote sacred scripture? Why not call them holy fathers and readers of the church? In addition, with such diligence they strive to achieve decency, so that, having portrayed a shaggy jerk, they immediately write a very nice sermon for a Christian soul, reading and hearing which will bring great satisfaction. My book will have nothing; That’s why it would be even more important for me to make notes in the margins and comments like the book; In addition, I do not know the authors, which I could follow, so that in the title I create a list of them in alphabetical order, starting with Aristotle and ending with Xenophon, or even more simply Zoel and Zeuxis, as to summarize everything , I wish the first one would be late a critic, and the other a painter. You will not find in my book and sonnets, which will become the beginning of the book, the sonnets, the authors of which would be dukes, marquises, counts, bishops, honorable gentlemen and glorified singers; Although, it seems true, if I asked two or three of my obliging friends, then, melodiously, they would give me their sonnets, and so much so that the sonnets of our most famous writers could not compare with them.

“With all due respect, my dear sir and my friend,” I continue, “I believe that Sen. Don Quixote will lose his burial in the archives of La Mancha, until heaven is willing to send someone who can take care of everything, who You're getting married. embellishments; Therefore, due to my lack of publication and lack of life, I feel that I am not able to earn anything and, being lazy by nature, I have little desire to search for authors who say things that I myself can say even better without them. This is why my restlessness and my thoughtfulness appear, in which they found me and which, without a doubt, have now become true in your eyes with my explanations.”

Having heard this, my friend hit himself on the forehead with his hand, bursting out with a roaring laugh, saying: “Really, my beloved, you immediately took me away from one pardon, in which I have been steadily since that long ago, when I know you: I love you forever.” Having respected the reasonable and prudent people, but now I see that you are so far from anyone, as the earth is far from the sky... How can it be that such trifles and such unimportant things change the power of suppression and trimming in the inconsiderateness of such a sight? liy, yak yours, rozum What is the sound of rewinding and reversing other serious problems? Truly, this is not due to lack of talent, but due to too much sleep and lack of thought. Do you want to know that everything I said is correct? Good, listen to me and you will see how I will overcome all the difficulties and I will tell you everything that is wrong; I will call VSI Durnitzi, yaki to Zupinya I Nastilki Lakayut, I have to find it, after your words, the publisy of the famous Don Kikhota, the foundation of the Dzerkalo of the Mandrian person. ” - “Say,” I interjected, having listened to him, “how do you think to fill this emptiness that is crying out to me, and to clear this chaos, in which I see nothing but confusion?”

In my opinion: “What is there to worry about the first circumstances that make it difficult for you, these sonnets, epigrams and eclogues that you want to put in the title of the book, and as you would like, the guilty ones are important and titled persons, then I will tell you this: you just have to take on the task of writing them, and then you can christen them with these names, as you deserve, having attributed them either to the Presbyter of India Juan or to the Emperor of Trebizond, as I am positive but I know that miracles will sing : and if this was not so, and if the fastidious pedants decided to unwittingly irritate you by interfering with this chant, then don’t ask about this; I let you lie to mark out nonsense, and even if you don’t hold hands that I wrote.”

“In order to list books and authors in the margins, so that you can learn memorable words and words that you will place in your book, you need to exercise control so that, if necessary, you can live both from Latin words and from and they would have known Many people could easily know them. For example, when talking about freedom and slavery, you point out:

Non bette pro toto libertas vendrtur auro,

And now in the margins you mark Horace or the one who said this. Whenever you talk about the power of death, verses immediately appear:

Pallida mors aequo pulsst pede pauperum tabernas

Regumque turres.

“As soon as we talk about lavishness and love, as God punishes your mother to our enemies, then you inevitably turn to the sacred scripture, which is worth it, and suggest no more, no less, no less than the words of the Bot himself: Ego autem dico vobis: . If your diet is filled with filthy thoughts, then you reach the gospel: De corde exeunt cogitationes malae. Because of the instability of friends, Cato gives you his double:

Donec eris felix, multos numerabis amicos;

Tempera si fuerint nubila, solus eris.

“And in these Latin and other similar phrases, you are considered to be a humanist, which in our time is respected with no small honor and significant distinction.

“In order to put the book’s notes and comments at the end of the day, you can do this absolutely calmly: if you happen to name any kind of message from your creation, then do it in such a way that it becomes Goliath’s message, and therefore, forcibly remove you're awesome comment; you can say: Veleten Goliath or Goliath was a Philistine, whom the shepherd David killed with one blow of a sling in the valley of Terebinth, as it is stated in the book of Kings, chapter... and here is the inscription of the chapter, in which this story is, after that, about showing yourself a human being and a good cosmographer, rule in such a manner that your book will have the river of That, and your ordered miraculous commentary will be revealed; You can only tell me: The Togo River, named after one ancient Spanish king, takes a turn from such a place and flows into the ocean, washing the walls of the glorious place of Lisbon. They sing that she carries the gold sands, etc. If you talk about robbers, then I will tell you the story. As I know in memory, as it is about the wives of easy tributes, then Bishop Mondovedo will introduce you to Lamia, Laida and Flora, and This note will bring you great honor; if it’s about cruel wives, then Ovid will give you Medea; as for enchanters and enchantresses, Homer is sure to appear before you as Calypso, and Virgil as Circe; If it’s about valiant commanders, then Julius Caesar will tell you about himself in his comments, and Plutarch will give you a thousand Alexanders. If you are talking about Kohannya, then rejoice with Leon Gebreo, since you only know a few words in Italian, and you will find everything you need in a new world, since it is unacceptable for you to go beyond the foreign, then you have at your fingertips the treatise F onseki About God's love, which contains everything that you can only spare and that the most intelligent person could benefit from this generous subject. In a word, tell us their names and tell your story the stories that I have so kindly told you, and entrust me with notes and comments; I undertake to fill all the margins of your book with them and put a number of arrows like her.

“Let us now move on to these messages to the authors, which are in other works and in yours. The way to correct this is one of the easiest: you just need to find a book that would lead them all from A to Z, as you say, and place this very question in your creation. It is acceptable that this theft should be revealed, and that the authors will bring you only the middle crust - what do you care about on the right? Or maybe such a simple-minded reader will be spoiled, who will think that you from all of them have taken tribute from your simple and uncomplicated history. It is good that this long succession of authors gives the book a distinct authority at first glance. And besides, whoever thinks that they are not interested enough to check whether anyone has ever dealt with them? Because I am not deceived, your book does not need anything that you say is bad for it; Even from school to school there is nothing else than a satire on literary books, about which Aristotle knew nothing, Cicero did not have the slightest understanding, and Saint Basil did not say a word.”

“There is no need to mix these fantastic guesses with the exact truth or with astronomical calculations. Of little importance are the geometrical figures and the judgment of pedantic rhetoric. Do stench linger on the soil of anyone, revealing the confusion of the divine with the sinful - an obscene confusion of which every truly Christian mind is guilty of being unique? You only need to keep track of the items in your warehouse, and the higher your inventory, the closer your warehouse will be to completeness. And, since the fragments of your work may be unable to destroy that wondrous trust that is sought by the world of literary books, then you need to seek wisdom from philosophers, instructions from sacred writings, tales from poets, promotions from rhetoricians and miracles among saints? Speak only lightly and naturally, lively, consistent, clear and well-spoken words, to make your phrase harmonious and meaningful; Let us describe how vividly everything you have in mind is possible, and let us clarify your thoughts without darkening or confusing them. Please, so that when reading your story, melancholic people cannot be overcome with laughter, people who are laughter-ridden can feel their merriment, so that ordinary people do not get bored with your guesses, so that wise people marvel at them, sir From now on, individuals did not lack them, and the sages were hesitant to praise them. Find it, try to secretly destroy this cunning stage of personal books, so many people curse, and even more of them are praised. If you don’t give in, then you are taking away a lot of merit.”

I silently listened to those who said I was my friend, and whose proofs were given to me with such strong enmity that I, without a hard superchine, recognized her superiority and expressed this opinion in what you know, my beloved I read, have a mind and a healthy mind my friend, I am fortunate to be in such an extreme need for such a servant, and the advantage that you take away, having known in all its simplicity the story of the glorious Don Quixote of La Mancha, which, in the opinion of the inhabitants of the Montiel region, valley, a noble Kohan citizen and the best person from all over the world, who Only people have longed for the rich fates of this locality. I don’t want to boast about my service, as I bestow upon you, having known such a wonderful and noble personage; And yet, I assure you, you will be pleased with me for those that I have known to you with your armored man Sancho Panza, in which, as it seems to me, I show you the collection of all the sparkling nuts of the armored man that have so far been deprived of roses them in an undiseased bunch of empty personal books. And then, may God keep you healthy and me too. Vale!

Reveals the character and background of the glorious Don Quixote of La Mancha

In one small town of La Mancha - I don’t want to mention his name - recently one of these gods was alive, who had a list of goats, an old round shield, a thin horse and a good dog. A meat dish, which was more often prepared with yalovitchin, a lower dish with lamb and a sauce with seasonings mayzhe shovechora, a dish of sorrow on Saturdays, a meal on Fridays, and at least a few young pigeons a week, all of which consumed three-quarters of my income. Reshta vin was worn on a captan made of thin cloth, on trousers made from pleated fabric and shoes made from the same material for the saints; On a daily basis, wearing cloth made from cotton, rather than cloth that is not particularly thick. He had a housekeeper who was already over forty years old, a niece who was no less than twenty years old, and a young lad for field work and other maids who used to saddle a horse and work with a garden knife. Our god was approaching fifty; in his former state, with a lean body, thin appearance, getting up very early and being a great thinker. They said that he was called Quijada abo Quesada (among the authors who wrote about him, there is a super-preciousness from his diet); But behind the best guesses, his name seems to be Kihana. However, for our history this is of little significance: it is enough that what has been confirmed does not deviate one iota from the truth.

If you need to know what God's fortune-telling is like in the past, then a whole river might end up reading personal books and, moreover, with such treasures and such a passion, that you might completely forget the funny fun and go to hell bath with your own toilet. Find out, yo mania, yo god in which they went so far as to sell a few tenths of their beautiful land in order to buy the prince’s books for reading, and collecting them from his house How far away? Never in all my books have I been so thirsty as the works of the famous Felician de Silva; Therefore, the clarity of his prose was lost, and the confused periods were for him with useful costs, especially if he had the opportunity to read the revelations in the Kohanna or the wikis in the sheets, de vin to finish often finding out the understanding in the offensive: the recklessness of judgment about my m Bathing in such a world hurts my the thought that I feel sad about your grace and beauty; and having read: the high heavens, which, through the help of your eyes, will divinely honor your divinity and reward you with merit for those merits for which your majesty deserves.

Reading such beautiful speeches, the poor man has lost his joy for a long time. Having wasted sleep, trying to understand them, trying to extract some sense from the bottom of these intricacies - which Aristotle himself would not have been able to create, as if he had been resurrected for whom. VIN BUV Licha half the nails with wounds, inflicted by thawing Don-Belians, I learning the Self, ShO, invisible to all Misteztna Lіkariv, yaki liki, Don-Belians, guilty bouvo all of the ostilchi signs that wounds. Protein praised the author's warm way of ending his book with a summary of the continuation of these endless benefits. I often felt compelled to take up the pen and finish the book, as the author promised; And, without a doubt, having succeeded and successfully died, as if others, more thoughts did not matter to you at all times. Having crossed paths with the local priest several times, we are well-read and have received many steps from Siluenza, about those who were the greatest figures - Palmerin English and Amadis Galsky. Ale Señor Mikola, a barber from the same village, saying that they are both far from the head of Phoebus and that they can be compared with him, then Don Galaor, brother of Amadis of Galsky; That is why, truly, I have all the wickedness, without being either crooked or a crybaby, like my brother, and, admittedly, similar to you in goodness.

In short, our god was so engrossed in reading that he spent every day from early morning until evening, and from evening until early in the morning, constantly reading and sleepless, leaving his brain so dry that he lost his mind. He revealed everything that he had read in his books: enchanting spells, conflicts, shouts, battles, wounds, explanations, love, cruelty and other madness; Finally, he took it into his head that this whole bunch of madness was the real truth, and that for everyone in this world there was no other reliable story. Having said that Sid-Ruy-Diats was a wonderful face, he was still far from the face of the Half-Bright Sword, who with one blow completely cut through two majestic and fierce veletni. We have more sympathy for Vernardo del Carpio for those who killed Roland the Enchanted in the Ronseval Valley, having survived the reception of Hercules, who strangled Antaeus, the son of the Earth, in his arms. She also had a good opinion about the Veletni Morganta, who, although resembling the Veletni breed, was always inspired by thoughtfulness and pride, when presenting guilt and being courteous and kind. But all of them have respect for the beauty of Reynald of Montalvan, especially if he finds himself leaving the castle, robbing everyone who gets drunk, and the idol of Mohammed, who steals along that side of the channel, will it is made of gold, as history confirms . As far as Gamelon's feast is concerned, then for the possibility of beating him in order, he would be willing to give up his housekeeper and induce his niece to give up.

Nareshti, if you have spent the rest of your mind, I fell asleep on the thought that is the most unique of all the thoughts that the gods have thought about; she was lying in the offensive: it seemed necessary to him and to be necessary, both for his own special glorification, and for the good of Fatherlandism, to become a mandarin figure and, on horseback and with the sword in his hands, to destroy around the world the jokes of benefits, revealing all those , what, yak As they read, the mandarin characters tried to correct all sorts of injustices and constantly face new and new problems that they could acquire for themselves immortally. Our poor soldier has already crowned his brow with a crown and, moreover, with the crown of, well, the Trebizondian Empire. Therefore, with the confirmation of these positive thoughts and the satisfaction that is felt from them, you hasten to get down to the completion of your project. And the first thing on his right was to clean the containers that belonged to his ancestors and those who, having been surrounded by iron and covered with mold, stretched out and buried them forgotten in a bundle. Cleaning and correcting them as soon as possible is good. Ale, having noted that even important speeches are rejected and that the replacement of permanent sholom in a new one is just one bump, for the sake of his mistery, having put in this little bit: having cut it out of cardboard go to kshtalt piv-sholoma, adding up to a new blow, and in his eyes it has become a complete sholom. It is necessary to tell the truth that if, in order to test his worth, he drew his sword and gave two blows to the sholom, then the first blow took the work of a whole generation. The lightness with which he wrapped his shirt near the clothes was not entirely worthy of him; And in order to reliably protect yourself from such a death, you, taking up your renewal again, protecting it in the middle with slimy darks with the method of giving it sufficient value. The new experiment was not afraid to work and accepted it for the time being as a good idea from the visor of the best gartu.

After this, he looked at his horse; And although the poor creature had more vices, fewer limbs of the body, and a more pitiful appearance, the horse chased the yak tantum pellis et ossa fuit, prote, it seemed to our god that neither Bucephalus of Alexander the Great, nor Grandmother Sida could not compare with her horse . For the next few days, try to figure out how to date it; Moreover, as he said to himself, it would be injustice, as if such a glorious figure, and in himself such a miracle, was lost without a name, under which he would become known; And I racked my brain, trying to find a name that would indicate what she was before she became the official, and what she became later. For those, there is nothing more fair than those who should at least change their name and adopt a new, brilliant and sonorous one, as a way of introducing a new order of speeches and a new craft, which is what they were coining. In such a manner, after quite a number of names, which one of ours, in his own mind, having finally become, thrown out, shortened, chewed, separated and reconnected, you, decided, decided to name his con I'm Rossinante - im'yam, na yogo the thought, miraculous, harmonious and richly meaningful, is incomparably expressed both by those who were before and by those who will be steadily in the future - the first of all horses in the world.

Having chosen such a lucky name for his horse, he chose the date of the name and himself, and dedicated his wine to all days, after which he decided to call himself Don Quixote; As a result, the authors of this true story, as well as others, have often insisted that they were called Quijada, and not Quesada. Ale, knowing that the valiant Amadis was not content with just the names of Amadis, but before his own name added the same name to his native land, in order to glorify both, and calling himself Amadis of Galsky, our god , as a true person, having also added to in his own name, in the name of his father’s religion, and to call himself Don Quixote of La Mancha. In such a manner, most likely, in my opinion, having acknowledged both my escapade and my father’s kinship and giving respect to the rest, paying my respects in its name. After he has cleaned up the armor, made a whole shoal out of the cone, given him a horse and corrected his mood, he has finished drinking and is only deprived of knowing the lady and getting into her; Moreover, a mandarin person without love would be like a tree without leaves or fruit, a body without a soul. He said to himself: “As a punishment for my sins, and, or rather, in the wake of the sweetness of the lot, I will succumb to the velvet, as you dare to catch up with mandarin faces, and as I, at the first point, I'll cut it off the horse or I'll cut it . suddenly, I will decide, I will support him and spare his life, then it would be good for such an outburst of the mother of the lady, in order of which it would be possible to send him; Then he came to my dear lady and knelt in front of her, saying in a fearful and humble voice: “Señora, I am the lord of Caraculiambro, pan of the island of Malindrania, who is seeking a duel with the respected leader Don Quixote of La Mancha. such a mercy, may your greatness I could mother me, if it would be good for you.” Oh, how our character bursts into tears with this thought, especially if he knows the one he can call his lady! This was, as they say, a young and very pretty village woman from a neighboring village; For a short hour, she was filled with her, which she still didn’t know and had the least respect for. I am Aldonza Lorenzo. I decided to bequeath the title of master of my mind; And having searched for her name, which does not mean anything different from her name, she would imagine her as a noble lady and princess, - you will decide, calling her Dulcinea Tobozka, as her village was originally called Tobo zo. This name, in my opinion, was sublimely named, harmonious and richly meaningful, like other names given to their horses and to themselves.

Tells about the first visit of the glorious Don Quixote to his land

Having finished preparing, we did not want to finalize our plan; because he was already oppressed by the thought that it would be a great evil for the world, in which, in his thought, a very rich image had accumulated that would overcome satisfaction, evil and injustice, which would require payments, evil, as they count on you government , and borgs, which encourage payments. Oh why, not believing every living soul in his intention and no remark, because of the lie of one of the most special days, the fields were filled with all the clouds, sat down on Rossinante, having adorned his head in front with the sholom he had spattered, hoping on your shield, taking the list and through the gate of the back yard Having sailed near the field, I heard joy in the Duma about those with such ease that they began to create such a miraculous project. Ale just got drunk at the field, as if he had buried a terrible thought - the thought that the ice did not appear strong enough to leave him at the beginning of business: I fell asleep in the thought that there would be no dedications in the face and so on I can't and I don't he is guilty of entering into a duel with the same face; And so, as if we were to give birth and dedications, then, as new dedications, we would wear more armor, without a motto on the shield, until then, we cannot deserve whose motto with our goodness. These thoughts stole my resolve; But his madness has risen above all thoughts, and he has become confused by the first person to dedicate him to the people, inheriting from many others who were in a similar situation, as he had read in books, which they did themselves in such a manner; If you want white aroma, then wash yourself at the first flush and rub it with moisture so that it becomes as white as ermine. After this, he calmed down and continued his journey, lying there, where he was going, the fragments in which, in Don Quixote’s mind, lay all the valor of the good.

    Rating the book

    Still, it is not true that modern literature is dying under the burden of endless love vampires - having read Cervantes, you understand that it was dying even then, and in a way that we never dreamed of.
    I wanted a book, I needed to know it, I was happy. My poor head from childhood was ingrained with the stereotype that Don Quixote is the quintessence of a divine figure, all so pretentious and suffering, in contrast to the pitiful little Sancho, behind which the devil is destitute and famous Dul lays. The result revealed that this is just an old man, with a faithful stench carrier - a wonderful pair, Dulcinea does not exist in nature, and he fought with the olive trees only once, and then not even far away. Instead of mandrivka by Europe, they travel one small patch of the local province and set a mob on local residents, blame the manufacturing equipment and amuse the nobles with philosophical conversations.
    It’s melodious, right, that I was never able to thrive in childhood, having only lived for a long time - without the influence of the philology department, I would have been unaware of half of all the parody moments. I want to tell the truth seemingly, I missed a lot at once - I don’t have any information about the life of Spain at that time. And, you know, it was the axis that shocked me the most. Well, the devil knows if it was the beginning of the 17th century, 1600 years ago! You read and understand that on one side nothing has changed, but on the other hand it’s a different planet! It’s just that there is such a colossal difference between the way current authors write about the Middle Ages and the revival, and the way it’s natural for those who actually live there to talk about everything – one can’t help but fall into confusion. And Cervantes, with complete unbalance, scatters these mundane details of life, light and psychology, without even noticing anyone and not knowing that after 400 fates someone can be shaken to the core of his soul. I’ve read so many things in the university, but I still feel like I didn’t care at all, and the immediate information gave me a terrible shock. Perhaps at such moments the value of books and literature will be realized. Why is it that so many hundred years of war have been handed down from the ancient Greek slump, so it’s a miracle that they haven’t sunk into oblivion? There is a direct pressure to fill the clearings in the light, so as not to be surrounded by Cervantes.
    And God's will from literature is, of course, not much fun. How many crazy role-players in our hour are catching up with Don Quixote as the first and the rest?

    Rating the book

    Victory over Dovgobud No. 1
    Part of the persha.
    And the game of noble and valiant Fighters against Doubt has already begun. And I have already realized that without her I will not get through this thorny path, because I cannot bow down in front of my good comrades. And my mind had already succumbed to the hard testing, because it was not easy for my body to bear 900 pages of middle-class pathos. I have already read about a divine old man (since 50 years of life were still considered important), who overdosed on fictional novels and became weak in mind. The first axle, having already broken the road, began with all its strength to cause harm and sell out goods. And the axis has already squeezed my heart because I feel sorry for those who, fastening on their path, because in this way, which is collapsing, they moved in their direction, the chakluny and the wicked. And I don’t know the axis anymore, if I turn around to my normal language, because my brain is in the courts before me. And I’m already ready to sprinkle with clear tears of joy any three-shock, even if there wasn’t a new “bo” in the new one.

    Part of a friend.
    Another part of Don Quixote's works came out 10 years after the first (1615). Almost immediately after the publication of the book about the False Don Quixote (the reference to successful literary projects was ongoing) and just before the death of Cervantes. In the editorial and in the remaining sections of the other part of Cervantes, it is clear that there is an unknown author (the book was published under a pseudonym). Everything is correct, because it doesn’t matter. For another, the book became less scary. That wondrous psychedelic power is small, especially for me. It seems that when a cat, 15 inches long, is shown a double-coloured flower, it turns into a trance. I don’t know, I didn’t check it. Otherwise, when Don Quixote came in, I was in a trance, because that whale. It didn’t work for me consistently after 15 pages of text. Moreover, there was no sleep, but there was a deep discomfort with a hangover syndrome when turned to the ground. During breaks I pumped myself up with Murakami. This is a tarnish mask for me.

    Epilogue.
    I’ll be honest – it was hard. Yak fish fat. You understand all the necessity and usefulness of this creation of human hands for the body, but you absorb it into yourself with great difficulties. However, after 700 pages, I felt a sense of enlightenment, and I finished reading the book with great interest. Miguel wrote about pain. Cervantes chided about the culture of the country. Stones fly towards the city of Lope De Vega with strings of doors. The talk about mediocre comedies and bad, one-man-personal novels that brought the noble and distant to such a pathetic state takes up a lot of pages. This is a large-scale satire for the present time, but it is also very relevant today. Such books form the foundation of knowledge, its foundation. I’m really glad that “tseglinka” has taken its place in my head. Important, ale korisnyy dosvid.

    Rating the book

    I understand this whole thing - after reading the book! A low note to Cervantes, well done!

    The sense is that the book has everything. And laugh, and think, and write aphorisms. Let's talk about everything in order, because you can see a number of the most important facets, like praising, praising, praising.

    Persha book
    Vaughn appeared, lying down behind her friend. The godly person walks far and wide, faces, and reads to laugh at himself and then growls. And yet here Cervantes had laid down a lot of underwater rocks, which I tried to run into.

    For cob varto means mov. To say that he is beautiful is to say nothing. I don’t understand how titanic the work of this transfer was, unless it was marred. How to read the Russian language in order to read Dostoevsky, the German language for Mann, the Italian language for Dante, the Spanish language for the sake of Cervantes, so the beautiful original is worth any translation. And I'm afraid to find out what's wrong with the original.

    Because in the Russian version I have hundreds of words, thousands of sobbing monologues, anonymous descriptions of the situation, clothes, people, actions, and everything was written so easily that there was no explanation, it flowed out with a nimble little stream, and show less vulgarity and banality. It’s not the words, it’s the music, the beautiful melody that flows and flows, but the radium.

    I was further impressed by Cervantes’ erudition. Even though Google was not at hand, I wrote a lot from the correspondent, so almost all the messages sent to the culprits were memorized. And there, on the skin side, behind the cap and a correctly inserted quote. Yak? It seems that having fought in the War of Slavs, they lost every last bit of quotation, and damaged the book templates, which is all the more fantastic. Even if you don’t have the same minds as Joyce had!

    The plot of the first part is essentially comedic. Findings of the foolishness that Don Quixote created would sooner bring out a laugh from anyone, Sancho Panza being simple and a stupid armor-bearer, whose wisdom was sooner in the fact that he did not suffer from “woe before reason.” And then the same Shchos was cursed there, just like “Don Quixote” became a classic of Spanish and world literature.

    I, to be honest, did not care about Christ and did not intend to joke about imposing images on me. And then I treated the Artist, and even if he is not an artist, then he is certainly a man, for what a beautiful light it is to say that he was beaten, and lies there, suffering for his lady Dulcinea. І “beautiful light” over the classic sense. To realize what you have lost from the world, where your hand has a miraculous legacy, before you is the strongest horse, instead of all the foreign courtyards there stand miraculous castles. So, he’s alive with the Kastya. You have changed this world in a great original way, but have created and realized your dream.

    Friend's book
    And the axis here is Cervantes, from the right moment, hitting us with a butt on the head. That's it, guys. The chuckles are over. Maybe I have a hint of humor, but I don’t laugh at another part every time. And don’t be disrespectful to the brilliant author, but just say, my understanding of what’s going on there. So beat me with hidden strength, because I not only recognize everything, but I respect everything that is completely correct, but that has the right to sleep.

    Don Quixote is not a clown who would rather do less erratic actions for the sake of God. Sancho Panza is so fond of simplicity that he begins to see the truth in reasonable speech, and rightly so, as long as the author does not make him laugh. Well, what is more significant, this couple began to become even closer to each other, and no longer like two wonderful people who add one color to one another, but like a couple with romantic novels against the whole world.

    And since at first everything was going less smoothly, obviously the same Don Quixote, then from the moment of the meeting with the Duke and Duchess everything went to hell. From the beginning their mischief was mischief. But then it was impossible to squint at how powerful Tragedy was. Same way, from the great literature. This theater created a world of fortune-telling for the main characters, and it brought out the absurdity, snoring from the main characters, the conscience of the theater stewards, everyone burned. Beginning with the remaining days of the governorship of Sancho Pansi, I did not let go of any sticky pain. The world of the book really went out of its way, and only Don Quixote and his faithful armored animal were normal.

    If there had been no other book, I would not have loved this book as much. And yet, how high Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra has flown, having embraced satire and fictional novels, we must not allow anyone to worry about some of the shortcomings of this book. From the moment you forget the darkness, it no longer has any meaning, Don Quixote is an artist and Christ. You rejoice in this because you not only created your own reality and began to live with the Kaza. After thinking about it, decide to organize a fair. Well, since Christ is one and the same, then not only in terms of enthusiasm. This is another hypostasis of God, the Creator, who created the world. Well, there is no need to question the genius of this book. Axis.

"Don Quixote" short section by section, part 1

Don Alonso Quejano devotes all his time to reading novels... Faces, duels, velet and enchanted princesses occupy him so that he can raise his majestic sword over the head of the old housekeeper, having realized that she is a velet. This tall, skinny man of fate has been worn out for fifty years by the world of deceit. “The lyricists,” he thinks, “didn’t live for themselves. For the whole world the stench was a feat! They stood up for widows and orphans, for the weak and the helpless, for the oppressed and the images. And now the skin is alive in its hole, it doesn’t care about the good of its neighbor.”

The income from a poor nobleman's salary only goes to the most modest means. He spends all his money on novels. This is a stick and it is naive for people to believe that everything in these books is true.

And the axis of the world is to become a mandrastic person and ruin the search for usefulness. But it’s impossible to pretend to heroic deeds from an old captana! At the business, Don Alonso knew the old armor and the stench of his ancestors. Shalom prepared a strong hand, and at once collected the old cone and visor.

I have the old Kehano in my mind, choosing a more sonorous: Don Quixote of Lamantsky. The top horse is known - an old and thin white wardrobe on the Rocinante estate. I lost only the chance to know the lady of my heart. And even all their exploits were dedicated to the beautiful lady.

Near the village of Toboso, an old man gave a young working village girl a gift to Aldonsa. He called her by the food name - Dulcinea Toboska. And if anyone doubts that the princess of the blood is in her mind to honor her name!

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Early in the linden wound, Don Quixote mounted Rocinante, put on his clothes, took the list from his hand and threw it on the road.

And raptom mandrіvnik of the wise, who has not consecrated anyone to the people. But the uninitiated cannot fight! According to the novels, any ruler of the castle can be consecrated as a leader. Don Quixote has let go of the reins of Rocinante - let him be brought wherever he is required. The poor person had been driving all day, but had already begun to stumble due to fatigue.

And a poor hotel appeared in the distance. Two village girls, who were weaving, were mistaken by the top for beautiful ladies. With his funny moves, he made them laugh even more.

The owner of the tavern is chattering, and the tavern is taking money. Having never read Don Quixote, the celebrants took with them on the road such a thing as pennies.

Hospodar warns him of the need to stock up on pennies, whites, ointment for wounds, smut, and mildew.

The cunning shinkar, not afraid to give his life without payment, sent the mandrіvnik to bury his possession in the yard. Don Quixote arrived at this “task” with great precision: he laid the icebox on the well’s core and, silently, the nightly ghost trampled on the whiteness of the well. The mule chasers, who needed to water the creatures, were felled on the “personal list.”

The madman was hardly stoned. Ale shinkar stood up for the poor woman and consecrated him as a person with strong blows on the shoulder.

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Don Quixote pondered over the choice of the husband. One simple-minded villager thought about it. Rocinante quickly turned to the booth. Screams and sounds of blows rang out from the nearby forest. A very good villager has tied a cotton shepherd boy to a tree and whips him with a belt for not catching the sheep again.

Don Quixote threatens the rude man with a list and threatens his honorable word that the shepherdess will no longer be beaten and pay his fee. Naturally, a great protector of the pishov, the shepherd was filled by the ruler “with an allowance and with an allowance,” and without taking away every penny.

Don Quixote, in full confidence, having created a heroic achievement, is going away. At the age of wine there is a whole company of leaders - these merchants, who seem to be the sun-scorched people of the Don. And that means, with a code solidified by novels, you need to fight with them: let them know that Dulcinea Toboska is the most beautiful of all in the world.

Merchants laugh at the divine mandravnik. He rushes and fights, falls off his horse, and cannot give in - he is respected by important armor. One of the servants stands up for the ruler and cruelly beats the unfortunate hero.

What a good villager, he marveled at Don Quixote’s headless maddenings, and tied him to his donkey. And I’ll stop and bring the tricks of the list to bear on Rocinante. The dreamer was delivered home.

The housekeeper and the priest respect that all the harm is like bad books. We need to burn them! So, burn it down, and tell the madmen that the red charmer took away his library...

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The doors to the library were boarded up and tightly plastered.

The priest and the barber (perukar, barber) burned the library on the fire on the roof, and the crazy reader spun tales about the enchanter who had flown in on a majestic dragon and taken away the books. Alonso Quejano completely believed him, but never stopped dreaming about his exploits.

A poor villager, Sancho Panza, lives nearby. He is not very smart and really wants to get rich. Don Quixote approved his pay and service as an armorer. In addition, the trusting villager was expected to eventually become governor of any conquered island.

Don Quixote sold the finest part of his mate, filled the hamanet with coins, straightened his evil armor and ordered the newly minted coin bearer to pay for provisions. Sancho knocked the tops down on the road, so the lord decided to do something obscene for the owner. But without his long-time comrade Sancho, he was unable to move his pawns at all.

The two of them got out of the village at night and zig-zagged along the road, hoping to be re-investigated.

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In the midst of rumors of good and bad about the governorship, the mandrivniki reached the galyavina, where there were ten or three windmills. Don Quixote sings to Sancho, which is truly great, and rushes into battle with “greeds”, regardless of the appeal of the sensible squire.

The wind rises and the wings of the mountains turn more and more. The noble don seems to have flown in. Vin rushes to attack. The wind is getting stronger and stronger, the godly lord was wondering what hands to wave. Having spurred Rocinante, the prankster rushed ahead and built the list at the wing. The wind lifted the huge mountain, threw it to the ground - not a mile away from the place, and broke it into cods.

After the help of the faithful armor-bearer, the old don, groaning, climbs up to his closet. The tip from the list of wines was placed on a chain, found in the forest. There is a lot of praise for the fact that Chaklun Freston (the same one who burned down his library), turning the Veletniv into a Mlini.

Then Don Quixote meets two people. The stinks are riding high, hovering in the baking sun under the parasols. At one end of the line is a carriage, accompanied by a woman. The divine face immediately denounces the lady as a beautiful princess, and the Chens as robbers, who took her into captivity. And as they don’t try to roll over it, they throw it to the ground. Sancho immediately begins to rob one of them: do the fighters get video boots in battle?

The noble don, with a dignified bow, informs the ladies and their servants that they smell better than their tormentors - and do not forget to tell the volunteer of your heart Donna Dulsina Toboska about this feat. The women are ready to do whatever is necessary, but the servants rushed in as they escorted the carriage. One of them was cut in the head with a sword so hard that he fell and bled from the nose.

The skittish lady threw herself on the knees in front of God, who was not in the heat of the rose, willingly to spare her servant. Mercy was granted. Sancho bandages his master's cut ear. Don Quixote tenderly recounts to the trusting plant owner the devil's legend - about the miraculous healing balm, a recipe that I have never known before. The villager seems to the lord that by selling such a balm, you can get rich. The nobleman even seriously confirms that he is not a trader.

Sholom Don is all chopped up, and he takes an oath “not to eat bread off the tablecloth,” until you take Sholom from any person in battle. Sancho wisely insists that people in sholomas should not stand at the crossroads of the skin.

The shepherds have a great time spending the night with the pranksters. The farmer speaks about the softness of his bed, and the character is glad that with him everything is revealed, like in novels - nomadic life, unbelievable...

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Rocinante, at the hour of the mandrivniks' halt at the forest, galloped to a herd of young healthy horses, whose company did not rightfully fall. The horses began to bite and kick the poor man, the herds began to whip his batogs. Don Quixote, at the capture of a new drive before the battle, rushed to the defense of his faithful horse. Here the herdsmen beat both the celebrant and the stock-bearer so much that the miraculous balm was no longer available to them.

The good-natured mistress writhed around the sufferers with kissing plasters and gave a cushion on the mountain. On the night of the beaten person, he drove away so much that he woke up the muleteer, after sleeping on his hand, and with such ferocity he attacked the mandrvnik, who broke him lightly, on whom he slept.

France's Don Quixote sends for wine, olive oil, and rosemary for a miraculous balm. He respected the zill, muttered prayers over him, stretched out his hand for blessing. Moreover, the Don slept for three years - and he felt better, and the battle-bearer was so weak that he climbed onto a donkey and cursed everything with balms in the world. Don Quixote just waved: “You are not a face. We can’t help you with such a balm...” Sancho, rightfully angry: “It was then necessary to give yourself, as you know, that you can’t help?”

To pay for the post at the tavern, the gentry don is convinced: I have never read that the nobles paid for it - even if they would honor the rulers with such a visit. For this reason, poor Sancho fell for it: the tavern and the people who gathered for the tavern threw Sancho on the carpet, like a ball. Having had enough, he was put on the cross-bar and sent to prison.

They also picked up a bag of food...

And the mandarin person still can’t get his head around: he takes two monstrous herds of sheep for troops who are fighting - and rushes into the thick of an obvious battle, the right-handed sheep and the left-handed one. The shepherds tried to smother the madman with cries, but then they didn’t stop and threw stones at him. Don Quixote, unimpressed by the singing of his companion, who were just lambs, and this idea respects the heat of the evil charmer Freston.

The desire for feat does not deprive the person: he attacks the funeral procession of the people, as he stops the progress of ghosts. No matter how often the poor don is gone, Sancho Panza quietly makes his way to the mule loaded with provisions and gathers a supply of food.

After the fight with the Chinese, Sancho gives his don the name, under which he has already become a rich man: the Person of the Suspicious Image.

By the river Don Quixote hardly repeats his feat with windmills - only with hammers that collapse with the power of water. Sancho, having realized the impossibility of flattening his master’s eyes on reality, slowly slips Rocinante’s hind legs - and he cannot collapse, only pitifully anyway. Don Quixote believes that the sorcerers enchanted the horse - and the mandravniks calmly check the candle. When the sun goes down, Sancho begins to laugh:

Garni mi bouli, yakbi galloped straight to the water!

Don Quixote, angry, punched the faithful armor-bearer on the shoulder:

You forget to pay attention to me! I myself am guilty of this: I let go of the great closeness between us. Now you will only talk to me if I am angry with you.

At the height of the mandryvniks, people are hunted down, as they are on top of everything. There's something to shine on his head. This is a barber from a nearby village, who put a copper basin on top of his new droplet to protect it from sawing and baking. The basin gave the mandarin face a golden sholom, which wine and made it easy to drink, simply by threatening the Smiths with their belongings. Sancho takes a new garna from the barber. Vіn bi i vіslyuka having taken, ale face having protected youma.

Don Quixote placed the basin on his head, marveling at its size - obviously, the whole of the legendary Mambrina velvet.

A party of convicts under escort is collapsing as the mandrivniks watch. I'd like to marry a gallery. The horobry face immediately rushes to the head of the convoy with the intention of liberating the “oppressed”. The boss, of course, says that he is finishing his job. “The keeper of misfortunes” knocks the boss out of the saddle. The convicts (and they were punished for robbery and robbery) tear up their lants, destroy the convoy and rob the chief, who is lying on the ground.

The Person of the Suspicious Image expects them to appear before Dulcinea and tell them about their feat. The convicts shower the prisoner and the armorer with a hail of stones and stones, take Sancho's cloak and lead away his donkey. The brood carrier cavorts behind his master, dragging a sack of provisions.

Mandrivniks are reluctant to find the corpse of a drunken mule, and next to it - a suitcase containing a trifle of white goods and a hundred gold coins. The person shares this discovery with his armored treasure. Sancho, realizing that we are incredibly rich, wants to go home and please his squad.

The wise man climbs high near the mountain. There, he is going to, following his hero - the leader of the ancient times, Amadis of Gaul, fall into madness in the nobility, go naked, fast and flagellate himself. The plant sends back with a leaf to Dulcinea and the instructions about his madness.

Sancho deprives the ruler in the mountains and crashes at the gateways of Rosinante. Leaf before Dulsina was forgotten because of Russia.

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People at home are buzzing about Don Quixote these days. The nephew and the housekeeper are looking for him everywhere. The barber and the priest are getting ready to go on a search. And right outside the gate, Sancho’s tops are buzzing on Rocinante. Having heard the story of the benefits of the madman's face, his friends gather to search for him. It is necessary to turn the poor don home. Ale yak? More like deception. A Cossack has much more faith than real facts and fair evidence.

The priest became acquainted with one mandarin lady, who decided to pretend to be the girl he was holding, and in this way lured the don out of his deserted corner in the mountains. Sancho was their guide in Rocinante.

Krasunya saw herself as the princess of the Mykomikon kingdom, the barber tied his beard from an ore cow's tail - and portrayed himself as the faithful page of the unfortunate princess. Don Quixote, believing everything he was told, looked at his worst and ruined his feat. Dear Ikh Zustriv priest. The mandrivniks were hanging out in the hotel.

At night, the noble don rushed to the battle of the “terrible velet”, which squeezed the princess Micomikon. The hotel owner escaped from the room - and noticed that the guest was impressed with his list of khutra (skins) with wine that had been stored in the same room. Wine flooded the entire room. The priest warned the ruler before punishment: “People don’t hesitate! We code all the beats!

France's Don Quixote sang with all his ears, having cut off the head of the velet, and was able to deliver this trophy to Dulcinea Toboska.

The barber and the pastor deceived the hero into a wooden cage placed on a visa and took him home.

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Don Quixote's family, having soaked him in the soup, sheds tears. He is completely frozen, extremely pale and suffering from an incredible loss of strength. They put him to bed as lightly as a sick child.

Sancho Panza will reassure his squad and his daughter with a hamanian, full of gold, and with tales of fantastic benefits. His long-time friend Sancho was suddenly snatched away from the villain.

The noble don begins to step up his steps, but still looks more like a dried-up mummy than a human being. Before the village is student Samson Carrasco. It’s time to get rid of the face of your god, or else you’ll have to ruin it again on the road. Taka, movlyav, yogo method. Carrasco tells the Don that after reading a book, the exploits of the Litsar Sumy Ibra are described. The naive policeman does not notice that the student is angrily mocking him. Inspired by what can be a butt for a noble youth, Don Quixote explodes at a new price. With him is a sure bet on the newly produced everything. Behind them, Carrasco sneaks out, wary of the cackling phenomenon of the divine mandarin face.

Don Quixote is forced to sit quietly, but he doesn’t think of entering into battle with the mandarin comedians, although they are dressed in marvelous costumes: devils, angels, emperors and devils...

Carrasco prepares an exquisite selection of faces for Lisa or Mirrors, truly embroidered with mirrors. On the sholomi there is a luxurious plume with a lined feather. The person is covered with a visor. His brother (Fomi, susida Sancho) has a sickly, dirty red nose with blue warts. It was cut out of cardboard - and Homa babbled at Sancho with his nose so much that he climbed a tree. The Face of the Forest calls out the Face of the Suspicious Image to a duel, firmly, so that to his honor he has defeated the faceless faces - including Don Quixote. Don begins to clash and proposes to fight the super girl in a duel.

It is incredibly easy for a thin old man to knock his young opponent out of the saddle. On the right is that Carrasco finally exerted himself - and thus formed his plan: to overcome (unknown!) the battle of the divine mandravka and, by right of victory, to take an oath from him to accept two fates not to fool around with opportunities and to live peacefully at home.

Don Quixote believes that the face of the Mirrors has been transformed into a familiar student - on the right hand of the enchanter Freston. Vine grandly sends the “face of the Mirrors” to Dulcinea: don’t let anyone know about the darling feat of this lover. Ale Carrasco, who, after a battle with his elders, had the opportunity to heal the bruised sides of a fallen chiropractor, continues to re-examine the noble don. Now the student does not want the divine grace - Samson dreams of revenge for his defeat.

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On the way, Don Quixote meets a man in a beautiful green suit, on a wonderful horse. This is the ruler of the Lord's master - the rich Don Diego. He got hooked on the strange ideas of the gaunt joker of exploits and asked for it to be added to his motherboard, which they were good for.

The person marks the pill on the dose. All the palaces with the left, which everyone sends to the king. It seems that the lions are hungry on the way - and the hour has come to quickly reach the village in order to please the tormented creatures.

Don Quixote wants the hungry lions to be released from their cages - he is fighting against them!

If you don't try to overpower a person, you won't be stealable. Leva is let out. The creature hangs its majestic head from its cage... And what? Having finished washing before the cage, with the shield in one hand and the list in readiness in the other, the lion shook his mane and walked back to the cage. A lot of exploits have already been made to tease the beast, but if the leaders of the zoos manage to deprive the creature from the calm - the person will have already reached his level of goodness.

Don Quixote ordered Sancho to pay the mule drivers for worrying him, and to the counselor to immediately inform the king about the effortless feat of the leader of the Lions, such proud names as they like to call themselves from this day on.
At Don Diego's garden, both the celebrant and the farmer lived with the poshan - they were pampered with various tasty herbs, wine was generously poured, and they were invited to the village fun.

Don Quixote could not live in one place for much longer - and soon he lost his way again.

New roads - new roads. The street comedian Pedro wanders into one of the hotels with his little boy Pittakus.

Litsar Lviv carefully guards the performance of the puppet theater. If Princess Mélisande marries Lyalka’s Moors, then the Don will accept the theatrical appearance as the pure truth. Vіn importantly beat the heads of the cardboard Basurmanian “Viyaska”. What happened to the fools and the Christians: the doll Melisande lost her life with a broken head and no nose.

I had a chance to scramble the beats. However, the noble don does not repent of the slain: he recited, so that the same approaching chaklun Freston wrapped his army in a doll - and in the end.

Nadali shlyar Lviv zmusiv Sancho lost a horse and a donkey on a birch river and was picked up at the chaven without oars and a sail. Choven was immediately carried down by the current.

Kudi vi? - they shouted to them from the shores. - Choven to sink the water mill under the wheel! You're getting excited!

Good people tried to block the roads with poles, aka Don Quixote:

Get out! Everything here is enchanted! You won't be able to beat me zupiniti! I will penetrate the enchanted castle and liberate the berries that I smell.

Choven raids on the poles and spilled over. The king and the armored bearer flew to the water, and their stars landed safely. And the axle itself, having sunk under the wheel, fell into a mush and scattered into cracks. Such a share would be counted on our pranksters.

Here the fishermen, the rulers of the lost vessel, swooped in and extracted the spoils. Don Quixote ordered the armored carriers to pay them back and was in trouble: he did not dare to betray the obvious warriors.

Fortunately, the donkey and Rocinante lost their safety and security.

Sancho became angry and wanted to leave the ruler, but then got into conflicts, got into trouble and let down a strait of tears.

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A cavalcade of Myslyvites met on the greenery and forest of mandrivniks. In front of the stribal, the top is richly clothed, clearly signifying a high degree of marriage. On the river there is a falcon sitting in it. Vaughn spoke with a stately man - also noble and miraculously dressed.

The Duke and Duchess will ask the famous person to appear at their place. The Mandrivniki are getting better.

Before the Duke's eyes, with a deep-seated lapse, the man and the armored bearer instantly fall, one from a horse, the other from a donkey. This is even more reassuring to the reputable company, since the insurance company will rejoice more than once for the marriage of the legendary couple. In a special container, prepared with a variety of richness for the celebrant of Lviv, he is given food items: shovk, oxamite, hem, satin. Water in the sauna basin and another device for washing the youma should be brought by the chambermaid (servant).

However, the water for the shin will end at the very moment when the face of the face is washed... He stands with his neck bent, and everyone quietly makes fun of him. That's how it's meant to be. The gentlemen take pride, fretting over the face, and the servants over Sancho.

Meanwhile, the honest couple develops a whole plan - how to play Sancho. You will love the island, and you will be the governor.

In the meadow, noble ladies pinned a wild boar. In the dark, the forest was filled with the sounds of trumpets, and thousands of fires burned. A fantastic messenger galloped up with the head of the devil and rode a zebra. He announced that the enchanted Merlin with the enchanted Dulcinea will immediately appear before the Face of the Suspicious Image. The enchanter should inform the noble don to relieve the misfortune of the enchantment.

The process of enchanters at the most popular recruits appears. They are bringing a charming maiden, we will see through the cover of the story. Zgorzniya Charivnik (all with jachas poured, in the noyo deputy Golovy - goofy skull!) Breaking, pulki one owl Rozcharuvati beautiful to Dulsiyea: Sancho is guilty of Sobtati Batu three Tisyahi shock on the naked Tail!

Sancho was trying to get away with it. Ale Dulcinea showers him with wild proclions, among them the “evil wolf”, and the “hot heart”, and the “dirty soul”... Sancho says: It’s bad for Dulcinea to get too jealous!

The Duchess insists that it is not good enough for him to help the great mistress of his master’s heart, so he will take over his governorship like his own without a mirror.

The entire comedy is directed by the Duke's chief chamberlain. He played the role of Merlin himself, and portrayed the beautiful Dulcinea as a handsome young page.

That's where the pranks didn't end. And the devil's process on the face with a velvet, covered with a black veil, like a long gray beard.

Don Quixote is stunned, until now - pawns from Asia itself! - Countess Doloriada Trifalda appeared. Look, I want the blessing of yogo about zakhist... and the axis and the countess herself. She lifts her veil... Oh, my! The denunciation is overgrown with a beard, the denunciation of the chambers is still...

In order to save the wives from the curse of the enchanter, Don Quixote needs to ride a wooden (almost flying) horse, forged behind a special spring at the forehead. And not alone - but together with the eggplant.

I can't speak to all the bearded countesses! - Sancho fights, he'll be fine.

In the evening, four people dressed as Asian dikuns bring a majestic wooden horse into the garden. The person who is going to be spoiled is planted on his greedy sporud in a lady’s style (sideways). Their eyes were tied under the drive, which could otherwise rise up and fall down. To imitate the shedding of the duke's servant, the duke's girlfriend either smears the "important mandrivniks" in the guise of being the help of a majestic khutra, on the kshtalt of the forges, or puffs tar boils right under their noses to burn.

And, you will find, a wooden horse is flying in the wind, fragments of wine filled with firecrackers.

The Duke and Duchess and all their honor pretended to be unfeeling. “Having prepared themselves for the unpleasantness,” they told Don Quixote that their flight had so infuriated the sinister charmer that he had relieved all the victims of his curse and transferred them back to Fatherland, and the gentle face of his valor He turned his pickleball towards the duchess's garden.

The “enchanted” countess lost her beard and, having moved away, deprived the great parchment of her warriors.

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Sancho is so happy that he got up so easily, and there is a flood from three boxes, telling about his journey under the heavens.

І axis the Duke decided to appoint Sancho as governor. The bullock was dressed in rich cloth, put on a mule, and then a richly dressed donkey was led. Sancho was told that it was indecent for the governor to ride a donkey, otherwise he could not force himself to separate from his long-time friend.

The island of Baratoria was actually not an island at all, but one of the places that belonged to the Duke. Ale Sancho, having a poor knowledge of geography, did not care at all that the road to the “island” never crossed the expanse of water.

Everyone was looking forward to the new wonder, but Sancho was celebrating the year, although those who didn’t know who was on the right seemed strangely important to stand up and face a good peasant.

The chamberlain, dressed as a marshal, seems like the new governor may prove himself to be a wise judge. That's why we need to bring people back from their diet. All of Sancho’s superlatives shine brightly, vindicated by caution and a healthy people’s mind.

So, for example, two people of frail age appeared before the governor’s chair, one of them slumped over a club.

The old man without a club brought sack to those who had long ago given ten gold coins to another in the borg. Borzhnik sings that he gave away the money a long time ago, but the position seller simply forgot about it.

Please take an oath before the governor! - Vimaga is positive.

It is advisable to ask the positive person to rub his club, and he will reproach. The old man, who has taken pennies to the borg, raises his hands to the sky and swears:

God forbid it be said that I gave this money to people!

Sancho Panza respectfully watches over what is coming, then takes out a club and breaks it. The club has coins!

Then, having sworn before the oath to see the chains of coins he had taken in, the warrior was formally right: the money was given. It's a hoax!

Sancho guessed the deceiver's intentions. The people marveled at his humility.

Great disappointment was felt against the governor as an insult. Dr. Pedro Callous was appointed to ridicule him before, who stopped him from eating pears, pineapples, pates, and chickens... Moreover, all the herbs were first brought in, and then cleaned up under the orders of the false doctor.

They tore up Sancho's appetite, and then deprived him of nothing. And the Duke, who was the initiator of this fun, sent a dispatch (message, letter) to the governor, declaring that Sancho wanted to open it. So, why don’t you just stick around with tasty herbs: but do they get ripped off with raptom?

Sancho ate some bread and grapes and leaned down to look at his wine. In one of the taverns, I had the pleasure of enjoying lamb, zibule and veal legs. Having fallen asleep, we were not hungry, but rather dissatisfied with our new planting. You will need to consult a qualified doctor and follow his instructions.

At night he is roused from his bed by shouts about the attack of the convicts. They put incredible armor on Sancho, in which he can not only fight, but also collapse. He tries to earn money, but falls. The tar boils are burning, the screams are mooning, through the “governor”, ​​who is still dead in fear, they are re-assigned over and over again and they are chosen for the new one, as if they were present.

I'm sorry, I'm dumbfounded that the Zmovniks were famously won. Sancho collapses on his back, exhausted. France is proud of the gubernatorial honors, sits down with her husband, and does not accept daily gifts. Take for yourself only a corner of the bread and a grain of grain for the donkey.

On the way back, Sancho and the donkey unconsciously fell into a very deep hole. Shvidshe, there was a dry well with walls lined with stone. There is a labyrinth at the bottom.

The donkey brays pitifully, Sancho can still see the screams. Following the labyrinth, the donkey and his master reach a small gorge, through which light breaks through.

"Don Quixote" short section in sections 18

Don Quixote found empty life with the Duke. Until then, he needs to live without his fortune. The Duke kills the blunderer, and also confirms that the bondsmen in front of the lyric order call on him to new exploits. Rosing in thought around the castle, the noble don reveals the very gorge from which the voices of the donkey and the faithful armor-bearer moon.

Don Quixote calls for the Duke's help - and Sancho at once pulls from the long-haired donkey. Don Quixote is going to the lyric tournament in Barcelona. There you can compete with some famous person for the glory of your daughter Dulcinea. Well, she's enchanted! Aje Sancho has not yet experienced self-flagellation. But it’s necessary - so the ruler’s Duke has long been born. Sancho, love your master, get along...

At an hour that is unacceptable for Sancho, a robber attacks the mandrivniks near the forest. However, sensing that he, as the leader of the Lions, seems to be planning to rob, he gives a couple of mandravniki salutations and gives him a leaf to the noble gentleman in Barcelona - Don Antonio. In fact, the Duke will continue to be proud.

In Barcelona, ​​the leader and his celebrity have been sharpened by brilliant leaders. They were given an unforeseen punishment and were treated to glory. Everything was all right, once again smoothed over by noble lords.

Señor Antonio presided over the ball. The guests were wary of the possibility of laughing. The girls and gentlemen, apparently, asked the “celebrities” to dance, and the most famous and most famous dancer Don Quixote did not want to impersonate anyone, but he carefully and gently danced with him. with my wife, not minding the sloppiness. This brought him to the point of uneasiness due to illness - and he was carried to the bedroom. Sancho, in anger, began to quarrel with those present: on the right of your master, do not dance, but perform feats!

The guests were amused by this and that.

The evening of the famous celebrity was taken through the streets of the city. Unsurprisingly, the inscription “This is Don Quixote of La Mancha” was attached to the back of a new luxurious cloak. The street lads opened their eyes, pointed at the leader and read the writing out loud. The Person of the Sumy Image respected the evidence of his extreme popularity.

The next day, Don Antonio, his squad, Don Quixote and Sancho went to the room where the bronze head sat on a jade panel. As Don Antonio sang, she was crushed by the master charmer and silently prophesied without opening her mouth. The secret was explained simply: an empty tube came out of the head - through the bottom of the table to the bottom on top. There was a student named Carrasco, who responded to the surroundings with familiar voices. So, Sancho told him that he would be the governor - or else in the powerful house.

After the transfer session, the student Carrasco became the celebrant of the Month, calling out Don Quixote to beat him, throwing him to the ground at the same time as Rocinante and asking him to see how expensive his feats were.

“I’m ready to recognize the unparalleled beauty of Dulcinea,” the face of the Month began to sing, “only to turn home.

As you guessed, all the developments of the Duke were also initiated by the student. Don Quixote gave this bath and sleep. Rocinante was so upset that he was led to the herd. Sancho cried: the light of the glory of his face began to tremble. The prote prudent brood-bearer soon calmed down. He sat with his gentleman near the roadside little forest, gnawing on a brush of pork steak and eating a good piece of meat, stealing it for every occasion. Here, having doused them with unbearable currants, a line of pigs rushed over their heads in ice.

Here, Sancho, fry Merlin, who will take revenge on us for those who have not yet released Dulcinea from the spell.

Sancho waited, it was already an hour. He controlled himself from a donkey's harness, walked near the forest, and after the first five painful blows began to scourge... a tree. With whom he squealed so loudly that his master, who screamed to torment, became overwhelmed with unprecedented pity for his brother.

"Don Quixote" short section by section 19

Don Quixote turns back home. Sili yogo nadlamani. Vіn sick with fever, Vіn vysnazheniya... And, smut, Vіn will be found to be more like a pitiful wardrobe, like a wretched malfunction and like Vіn himself bears little resemblance to a face.

Three days before his death, he told those who were absent:

I believe that everything I earned was pointless... I retraced the ghost and served as a laugh. Now I am only a poor Spanish and a distant Quejano.

Sancho, miraculously accepted by his homeland (he even brought him a lot of gold - a gift from the Duke), weeping on the bed of the lord who is dying:

Live, live... Forget about your failures... Call them on me...

Before his death, the wicked person made a vow and washed away all his niece’s knowledge so that she would not marry the wicked person. He died quietly, having fallen asleep.

On his grave there is an epitaph written by Samson Carrasque: “He amazed the world with his madness, but died like a sage.”

One guy on the forum is careless about supplying power. I axis, what came of it... I started driving without cuts.


"Give humanitarian aid plz! At school we were asked to read “Donkey Hot” and “Robinson Crusoe”. Reading books is important, easy, tedious and tedious, I didn’t really push it. Be so kind, tell me kindly, a short reprieve!
Or stop doing your best!! "

And the types that fell on this story:

7_turtles
2005-12-16 08:53 am UTC (possible)
I'll paraphrase "Dinky Hot". In principle, half of the place is already described in the name: “donkey” means “donkey” in English, and “hot” means “hot”. Tobto. This is a book about a hot donkey, the author is the English writer Ser Vantes. Whose donkey had a master who rode a new horse, his name was Sancho Panza. Ale is not the main hero of the novel.

The main character is a hot ass. Hot for sex, of course. A little more report. A young Greek in the name of Lukiya, having appreciated Thessaly, becomes familiar with a powerful chaklunka. The hero watches the transformation of the bird and tries to transform himself into a bird. Once there is a reconciliation: Luky becomes an ass, having saved his human mind.

In the form of a donkey, the hero has the ability to capture the most intimate scenes of human life. In a state-satirical form, the victim-charlatan is shown. In comical tones, the description of the “family hundred” is described: the mother-in-law is separated - the goddess Venus, the good-natured grandfather Jupiter, the young Cupid and his squad - the mere mortal beauty Psyche. Intrigue, approach, delay - nothing is alien to the gods of Olympus. I guess so.

Levkonoe
2005-12-16 09:40 am UTC (possible)
From now on, you need to read “Rest By”, author D.K.Miron. Then you will be wiser. Otherwise, just like that without preparation... not enough. Just don’t get lost in the “Quiet Don”, that don is even more violent, like Sir Vantoose’s.

Levkonoe
2005-12-16 09:42 am UTC (possible)
And you don’t have to worry about Robinson. Lem writes the article "Robinson's Sexual Life", from the collection "Library of the 21st Century". Everything there is short and lively, otherwise Crusoe has all kinds of goats, parrots, torment to read.

7_turtles
2005-12-16 10:12 am UTC (possible)
Garazd, dude, vibach. You understand, the reason for the fire was that you wrote the title of the novel incorrectly. This one is not called “Donkey Hot”, but “Subtle Move”. And there, seriously, there is talk about the Minister of Foreign Relations of France, whose name was La Mancha, and who, during the negotiations with Greece, made one very subtle move. The novel “Subtle Move” (Lamantsky) was written based on these motives.

Handi
2005-12-16 11:43 am UTC (possible)
Well, people. People have completely powdered their heads. Lyudina! Donkeys are like that. For bottom fishing. So, the novel “Hot Woods” is about two noble Spaniards. Well, you understand. When the book was published, it became a great literary scandal. The fragments of the table in the door of the novel were accepted for writing at that time. Some particularly chimerical critics still respect that this is literary pornography under the category “only for adults.”

A_gata
2005-12-16 02:35 pm UTC (possible)
Vi scho. It’s immediately obvious that I haven’t read anyone. The exact name of the first novel is “The Thin Whale”, the title is, of course, unconvinced, but it is a stylistic device. It's about poor old Spanish Lamancha. Vaughn lived alone with her cat in the village. Well, step by step, it became possible for her to sacrifice nothing, and now she has become thinner in the eyes and is becoming blinded; we are simply clear-sighted.

He then died at the end. And Lamancha died. In short, the main essence of the novel is about the fear of selfhood, then the teacher says. And yet – that “thin whale” is such a metaphor, like running like a thread through the entire novel.

I don’t remember another book very well, but in it the main character was called Rabinson-Crusoe, who was an Italian Jew (well, as we have Rabinovich - and in them Rabinson). Well, for whose Jewishness were they re-examined. And I was a kind and kind person and friends with Italian children. In short, the book is about those who re-examine the Jews - it’s rotten.

Kostya30
2005-12-21 08:53 pm UTC (possible)
Robinson Crusoe. Short term No fires. Dear Pamidor! Joseph Brodsky, in his Nobel lecture, noted that not reading books is essentially evil. Not just in front of yourself, but in front of all humanity, in front of the future, in front of children.

To risk your health, try reading these two wonderful books on your own. Well, let’s say it’s important for you to read Don Quixote right away. Ale Robinson Crusoe! - Believe me, this is such an easy and incredibly consuming read! These idiots have completely confused you, the ones they write have nothing to do with the real meaning of the novel.

The story of the novel is so dynamic - I swear, you won’t lose it. The Russian translation is wonderful! Just so as not to impress you, I will briefly describe where the dog is buried. There is an accident at a great chemical plant near China. Benzene flows straight to the river.
The main character is the American engineer Harrison, having informed those who were caught, to run to the river in the fear of chanting “Raw benzol! Raw benzol! sti i badujosti.

In the evening, while drinking beer, Harrison tells his Chinese colleagues about the terrible consequences that the accident will bring to the river, to places that have been destroyed by the flow, to people who may be drinking river water... Here is one of the workers. I’ll guess what’s lower after the flow of the grown-up children’s booths .

After a simple cleaning (stand up, reduce the flow rate), engineer Harrison realizes that water contaminated with benzene will be white in a child's room in just 3 years. A smart engineer in his trusty Toyota Cruiser manages to cover 400 km off-road in 3 years and protects children. Inaccurately perceived by the Chinese, the viguk "Raw benzol" becomes the nickname of the main character of the novel.

Chinese comrades. Harrison is now called "Robinson". The car will not remain in the novel's place. At a critical moment, the hero speaks with the machine, fortunately it does not let him down, he sticks with it as if he were a living person. A novel written by the renowned master of prose, a current classic of Chinese literature, De Foe. The name, insanely, resembles the nickname of the main character (“Raw benzol” = Robinson) and the name of the car “Cruiser = Crusoe”. Good luck in your endeavors.

Marcus
But no, you are confused. Don Ki Hot is an Italian mafia of Korean origins. The cruel natives of Sicily, the poverty of the native Italians, the struggle for a place in society.

The tears fell into the pillow at night, the fat cheeks sunk into hopelessness, the thick brush of matted hair, and the food froze in the meadows of the eyes - why the fuck??!!! This is a novel about racial intolerance, about those you can’t understand, because you’re a little different.

If the sensei of San Cho Pans is not true, instead of a tragicomedy, the novel would be simply a tragedy. Here's some reading for the melancholic. I recommend.

The axis was the same axis that was removed from the list. I don’t know about you, but I had fun.

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