The richer the patient, the greater the capabilities of emergency medicine.

“If you change this device once a week, you can end up with plastic surgery,” an insinuating voice murmured next to me.

“Oh yeah,” I said without looking up at the glossy magazine, “I’m not thinking about a brace yet.”

- It’s free! - promurkotiv spivrozmovnik.

I added a sweatshirt:

– Your statement smacks of rudeness!

- Oh! I’m not thinking about anything, - my uncle rattled off the fates of fifty, aggravated, unimportant of the linen, in a linen turtleneck, a sweater vest and thick cotton trousers, - as soon as he had given you a smile, he suddenly understood: I’m a sensible lady, I How to evaluate possibilities "Phebo is twenty."

- Possibility of what? - I didn’t understand.

The stranger with a joyful smile emerged from a fluffy bag into a small dark blue box:

- Axis! Facebody straight – shortened to “Phebo”. The kit comes with a set of attachments, all replaceable. If you use the body option, you will lose slouch, as Facepras will smooth out wrinkles. We have twenty attachments. Do you appreciate the savings?

I became unsatisfied:

– No, I didn’t appreciate it. Please explain.

The traveling salesman clasped his fingers:

– One session with a massage therapist – one hundred dollars. I’m ready to bet that when you go to a beauty salon to take care of your appearance, you’ll wear out your insoles. If you carry out manipulations less than twice a week to paint the exterior smoothly, then it turns out that you have a huge amount of money to maintain your beauty. It’s extravagant to go out for a month! Fitness for your woman will cost you ten thousand in thirty days. We add all kinds of creams, lotions, massage oils here. In short, you won’t get by with five pieces of “green” stuff. And once you buy “Phebo”, you will benefit from it for three hundred years.

– How much does your virivenian cost? - I asked the question unconsciously.

- Fifteen thousand greens! – proudly declaring “businessman”.

- No problem! - I smacked. - You can buy a car.

“I’ll tell you the price,” the squeamish guy backed up, “don’t forget about the discount.” Ten hundreds of pharmaceutical companies.

“What a miracle, I don’t care about anything,” I said sadly.

“Another twenty hundred in the warehouse of finished products,” the peddler asked me, “and fifteen especially in front of me.”

“It would be better for you to joke about the other buyer,” I didn’t flinch.

– Fifty thousand karbovantsi? Where are you going? – the merchant said busily.

The price has subsided, the mute beetle in the sprinkling is silent, but I haven’t pulled out the skin at all, so I said briefly:

“Twenty-five,” the seller cut half the sum in one fell swoop.

I didn't mess around:

“Be reasonable,” the man forced, “why are you not happy with such pennies?”

- Do I look like an oligarch’s squad?

- You are sitting in a private medical clinic, where services cost millions of rubles, and you pretend to be impossible! - Fenya snorted. – Would you like me to show you the Febo robot? Before we speak, a marvelous machine of destruction in Germany, by the hands of practical, careful Germans, and not by some Chinese!

I looked at the packaging respectfully again:

- The Chinese are also very practical and careful. And now the Germans decorated the box with hieroglyphs? Why didn’t you write down your family’s writings?

The man lost his lips, and I continued:

- You got the doors mixed up. The entrance to the “American-Vetnamese Doctors” clinic is from the courtyard, and you left through the main entrance and are at a private detective agency.

“Damn the axis,” the spivrozmovnik said. - Having wasted just an hour!

Having immediately forgotten about the cherry-caramel attentiveness, the big guy snatched the “Phebo” from his sports bag and went there, where people were hanging out, calmly paying millions for medical services.

“Lamp, come in,” said the moon from the selector.

I stood up, straightened my tight-fitting nightgown and headed straight to the office. Be careful with representatives of private medicine, do not come to see a doctor with expensive jewelry, do not throw the keys of your Mercedes on the table, do not douse yourself in perfumes that cost a thousand rubles per drop, otherwise you risk knowing about the greatness Well, how many illnesses are there, treat them with kindness you will have to endure a lot of hardships due to the stagnation of modern technologies. However, you don’t want to dissolve and if you are planning to remove the wart anyway. Moscow has one cosmetology clinic, where the price for services depends on the brand and newness of the patient’s car. And, kindly, don’t buy any rejuvenating-straightening-de-smoothing facial and body products. Most of the time you will pay a lot of money for junk, but at the worst you will suffer the blow of the stream and opika.

“Lamp,” repeating the selector, “hey?”

I opened the door to the man’s office and, representing a trained service, said:

- I hear.

I won’t torment you by telling you about how I became Max’s squad. I will also say that from the very beginning I was categorically not attracted to the boy, and then everything took a wonderful turn and, to my great surprise, a stamp about my marriage appeared in my passport.

Max is the boss of the company, who, in his words, deals with all the right things. Vin asked me to apply for a job as a detective. Not long before we met, I wasted my time and, with great satisfaction, I would have hired some kind of person to take up my favorite law. Ale mati at the bosses of the person is wrong. I will immediately begin to clash with Max in public, to catch you, and to give a blow to his reputation in the eyes of his fellows. Let's cook, let's talk at home, including about the service. No, it’s better not to make friends at once, and I was categorically convinced.

Until today, I had never been in control of anything like this, and everyone wanted to help me: Katya, Serozhka, Yulechka, Volodya Kostin, Kiryusha and Lizaveta. Sometimes, when I, having sunbathed at a visit to my relatives, go for a walk with the pugs, the staffie and the courtyard, it seems to me that Rachel, Ramik, Mulya, Fenya, Capa da Ada are not just barking at their peers on the street. It seems that they will promptly ask: “Hey, guys, your rulers don’t need an honest woman who can think logically, is pretty, healthy, cheerful, smart, unpretentious and doesn’t pretend to have an exorbitantly high salary? Without career ambitions, just a working horse! If it’s “so,” then he’ll stand on the leash.”

Ale, no matter what, no one rushed to sign a contract to work with Mrs. Romanova. In advance of your request, I submit: so, I lost Romanova. My man has an original nickname, but wait a minute, Ewlampia Wolf, or Vovk, it sounds a little outrageous. How, you ask, did I stumble today in front of a man’s office and also act as a secretary? Everything is very simple. Nina, Max’s assistant, was taken to the hospital on Wednesday night and hastily operated on. No big deal, just trivial appendicitis, I’ll show up at the receptionist’s office again in ten days. What else is there to do, there are no documents? Axis Max and asking me: “Be a friend, pretend to be a secretary. If clients know that they can get to the office of the company’s boss without any hassle, then they will immediately pay for the refund: it’s not easy to find out here, you won’t get enough pennies to point at the problem. Not vidmov, dear!” “Okay,” I said after a while, “in case I mess up, don’t bark.” - “Give me some tea and you’ll laugh at this girl,” said Max, “and with your intelligence, beauty, intelligence, and willingness to master a simple craft.”

It’s a pity that I, like most people, am a sucker for the forest, so at the same time I’m still wearing an unmanageable low heel and barefoot stiletto heels.

“Come in,” Max nodded.

I looked around the empty office:

- Why so affectionate?

- Grandma is sitting at the other meeting room. Talk to her.

I destroyed my eyebrows:

- I'm not a detective, but a secretary.

Darina Dontsova

The life of my mother-in-law

The richer the patient, the greater the capabilities of emergency medicine.

“If you change this device once a week, you can end up with plastic surgery,” an insinuating voice murmured next to me.

“Oh yeah,” I said without looking up at the glossy magazine, “I’m not thinking about a brace yet.”

- It’s free! - promurkotiv spivrozmovnik.

I added a sweatshirt:

– Your statement smacks of rudeness!

- Oh! I’m not thinking about anything, - my uncle rattled off the fates of fifty, aggravated, unimportant of the linen, in a linen turtleneck, a sweater vest and thick cotton trousers, - as soon as he had given you a smile, he suddenly understood: I’m a sensible lady, I How to evaluate possibilities "Phebo is twenty."

- Possibility of what? - I didn’t understand.

The stranger with a joyful smile emerged from a fluffy bag into a small dark blue box:

- Axis! Facebody straight – shortened to “Phebo”. The kit comes with a set of attachments, all replaceable. If you use the body option, you will lose slouch, as Facepras will smooth out wrinkles. We have twenty attachments. Do you appreciate the savings?

I became unsatisfied:

– No, I didn’t appreciate it. Please explain.

The traveling salesman clasped his fingers:

– One session with a massage therapist – one hundred dollars. I’m ready to bet that when you go to a beauty salon to take care of your appearance, you’ll wear out your insoles. If you carry out manipulations less than twice a week to paint the exterior smoothly, then it turns out that you have a huge amount of money to maintain your beauty. It’s extravagant to go out for a month! Fitness for your woman will cost you ten thousand in thirty days. We add all kinds of creams, lotions, massage oils here. In short, you won’t get by with five pieces of “green” stuff. And once you buy “Phebo”, you will benefit from it for three hundred years.

– How much does your virivenian cost? - I asked the question unconsciously.

- Fifteen thousand greens! – proudly declaring “businessman”.

- No problem! - I smacked. - You can buy a car.

“I’ll tell you the price,” the squeamish guy backed up, “don’t forget about the discount.” Ten hundreds of pharmaceutical companies.

“What a miracle, I don’t care about anything,” I said sadly.

“Another twenty hundred in the warehouse of finished products,” the peddler asked me, “and fifteen especially in front of me.”

“It would be better for you to joke about the other buyer,” I didn’t flinch.

– Fifty thousand karbovantsi? Where are you going? – the merchant said busily.

The price has subsided, the mute beetle in the sprinkling is silent, but I haven’t pulled out the skin at all, so I said briefly:

“Twenty-five,” the seller cut half the sum in one fell swoop.

I didn't mess around:

“Be reasonable,” the man forced, “why are you not happy with such pennies?”

- Do I look like an oligarch’s squad?

- You are sitting in a private medical clinic, where services cost millions of rubles, and you pretend to be impossible! - Fenya snorted. – Would you like me to show you the Febo robot? Before we speak, a marvelous machine of destruction in Germany, by the hands of practical, careful Germans, and not by some Chinese!

I looked at the packaging respectfully again:

- The Chinese are also very practical and careful. And now the Germans decorated the box with hieroglyphs? Why didn’t you write down your family’s writings?

The man lost his lips, and I continued:

- You got the doors mixed up. The entrance to the “American-Vetnamese Doctors” clinic is from the courtyard, and you left through the main entrance and are at a private detective agency.

“Damn the axis,” the spivrozmovnik said. - Having wasted just an hour!

Having immediately forgotten about the cherry-caramel attentiveness, the big guy snatched the “Phebo” from his sports bag and went there, where people were hanging out, calmly paying millions for medical services.

“Lamp, come in,” said the moon from the selector.

I stood up, straightened my tight-fitting nightgown and headed straight to the office. Be careful with representatives of private medicine, do not come to see a doctor with expensive jewelry, do not throw the keys of your Mercedes on the table, do not douse yourself in perfumes that cost a thousand rubles per drop, otherwise you risk knowing about the greatness Well, how many illnesses are there, treat them with kindness you will have to endure a lot of hardships due to the stagnation of modern technologies. However, you don’t want to dissolve and if you are planning to remove the wart anyway. Moscow has one cosmetology clinic, where the price for services depends on the brand and newness of the patient’s car. And, kindly, don’t buy any rejuvenating-straightening-de-smoothing facial and body products. Most of the time you will pay a lot of money for junk, but at the worst you will suffer the blow of the stream and opika.

“Lamp,” repeating the selector, “hey?”

I opened the door to the man’s office and, representing a trained service, said:

- I hear.

I won’t torment you by telling you about how I became Max’s squad. I will also say that from the very beginning I was categorically not attracted to the boy, and then everything took a wonderful turn and, to my great surprise, a stamp about my marriage appeared in my passport.

Max is the boss of the company, who, in his words, deals with all the right things. Vin asked me to apply for a job as a detective. Not long before we met, I wasted my time and, with great satisfaction, I would have hired some kind of person to take up my favorite law. Ale mati at the bosses of the person is wrong. I will immediately begin to clash with Max in public, to catch you, and to give a blow to his reputation in the eyes of his fellows. Let's cook, let's talk at home, including about the service. No, it’s better not to make friends at once, and I was categorically convinced.

Until today, I had never been in control of anything like this, and everyone wanted to help me: Katya, Serozhka, Yulechka, Volodya Kostin, Kiryusha and Lizaveta. Sometimes, when I, having sunbathed at a visit to my relatives, go for a walk with the pugs, the staffie and the courtyard, it seems to me that Rachel, Ramik, Mulya, Fenya, Capa da Ada are not just barking at their peers on the street. It seems that they will promptly ask: “Hey, guys, your rulers don’t need an honest woman who can think logically, is pretty, healthy, cheerful, smart, unpretentious and doesn’t pretend to have an exorbitantly high salary? Without career ambitions, just a working horse! If it’s “so,” then he’ll stand on the leash.”

Ale, no matter what, no one rushed to sign a contract to work with Mrs. Romanova. In advance of your request, I submit: so, I lost Romanova. My man has an original nickname, but wait a minute, Ewlampia Wolf, or Vovk, it sounds a little outrageous. How, you ask, did I stumble today in front of a man’s office and also act as a secretary? Everything is very simple. Nina, Max’s assistant, was taken to the hospital on Wednesday night and hastily operated on. No big deal, just trivial appendicitis, I’ll show up at the receptionist’s office again in ten days. What else is there to do, there are no documents? Axis Max and asking me: “Be a friend, pretend to be a secretary. If clients know that they can get to the office of the company’s boss without any hassle, then they will immediately pay for the refund: it’s not easy to find out here, you won’t get enough pennies to point at the problem. Not vidmov, dear!” “Okay,” I said after a while, “in case I mess up, don’t bark.” - “Give me some tea and you’ll laugh at this girl,” said Max, “and with your intelligence, beauty, intelligence, and willingness to master a simple craft.”

It’s a pity that I, like most people, am a sucker for the forest, so at the same time I’m still wearing an unmanageable low heel and barefoot stiletto heels.

“Come in,” Max nodded.

I looked around the empty office:

- Why so affectionate?

- Grandma is sitting at the other meeting room. Talk to her.

I destroyed my eyebrows:

- I'm not a detective, but a secretary.

The man got up:

- Miraculously, I don’t remember and I’m not going to let you in before investigation. Ale auntie is extremely busy and doesn’t intend to go without causing a scandal. Try to calm down.

I didn't feel any better. Max instantly guessed my emotions and explained:

– Sometimes Nina has to resign from the role of an intelligent person.

- Vishtovhuvat get the annoying ones, quoting Pushkin? – I giggled. - Explain what the intelligentsia was trying to beat?

Max looking at the anniversary card:

– For five coins they can check on me at the conference room. Come here Oleg Vainshtein, why not?

I nodded:

- Big man.

“Mr. Grandmother,” Max clarified, “he’s going to fight before us.” How can you help you?

- As soon as you deprive the annoying aunt of yours, you’ll be gone soon. - I tried to play the role of a bouncer.

“Granny came here for the pleasure of another of our loyal clients,” Max said, “and first of all, what should I say, when the screen with the golden doubloons calls, this: “Andrey Mikhailovich, my people are taking care of your protégé.” I escaped. I hope you get into trouble with her.

I didn’t even blink when the man got upset in the corridor. Now do you understand why you shouldn’t work with someone who is in order? Having heard the boss’s order, the secretary hastens to take care of the entrusted law. Well, I’m not a primary service member, but a squad member, and I’m quietly angry at him, sensing that I’ve been assigned the role of an intelligent person. I didn't sign up for this! I’m just giving the servant a job to the headman, before I’m done, go to the office with a tray and, with a nice laugh, treat potential clients with some. Most of all I just want to leave the office, but Max has come to tell his companions what Nina’s role is, as I’ve just been vibulating for a while now. The people ran away from the reception, everyone wanted to have mercy on the woman who had managed to tie up her barefoot. Dekhto from tsikavyh hung on the face of the most turbocharged expressions and approached me with questions: “Max on the spot?” As soon as I said: “So, you’re free to come in,” the person lost her life and quickly rushed off, muttering out loud: “Then I’ll stop, completely forgetting about the difficult matter.”

I, Evlampiya Romanova, knew all along that you cannot make friends in the same office! The assistant of the newly minted man Max Wulf went to the doctor’s office, and I had to take my place at the receptionist’s. The secretary is not a detective at all, is she? Prote businessman Oleg Weinstein needs me and no one else! Even though I immediately mistook the new client for a mannequin - a goddamn joke of the prankster Wolf - and I criticized his great choice!.. Oleg was scammed for a tidy sum in a private clinic, so I showed up at the cool doctor in the image stupid rich widow. At the clinic station, I found a copper wallet with a red crocodile with a not at all funny note: Laura Fain asked for help - they were stolen... And so I stumbled in the epicenter of two lost certificates! Ale tse buv lishe cob! One wonderful evening before us, my mother-in-law showed up unexpectedly at home!

Darina Dontsova

The life of my mother-in-law

Chapter 1

The richer the patient, the greater the capabilities of emergency medicine.

“If you change this device once a week, you can end up with plastic surgery,” an insinuating voice murmured next to me.

“Oh yeah,” I said without looking up at the glossy magazine, “I’m not thinking about a brace yet.”

- It’s free! - promurkotiv spivrozmovnik.

I added a sweatshirt:

– Your statement smacks of rudeness!

- Oh! I’m not thinking about anything, - my uncle rattled off the fates of fifty, aggravated, unimportant of the linen, in a linen turtleneck, a sweater vest and thick cotton trousers, - as soon as he had given you a smile, he suddenly understood: I’m a sensible lady, I How to evaluate possibilities "Phebo is twenty."

- Possibility of what? - I didn’t understand.

The stranger with a joyful smile emerged from a fluffy bag into a small dark blue box:

- Axis! Facebody straight – shortened to “Phebo”. The kit comes with a set of attachments, all replaceable. If you use the body option, you will lose slouch, as Facepras will smooth out wrinkles. We have twenty attachments. Do you appreciate the savings?

I became unsatisfied:

– No, I didn’t appreciate it. Please explain.

The traveling salesman clasped his fingers:

– One session with a massage therapist – one hundred dollars. I’m ready to bet that when you go to a beauty salon to take care of your appearance, you’ll wear out your insoles. If you carry out manipulations less than twice a week to paint the exterior smoothly, then it turns out that you have a huge amount of money to maintain your beauty. It’s extravagant to go out for a month! Fitness for your woman will cost you ten thousand in thirty days. We add all kinds of creams, lotions, massage oils here. In short, you won’t get by with five pieces of “green” stuff. And once you buy “Phebo”, you will benefit from it for three hundred years.

– How much does your virivenian cost? - I asked the question unconsciously.

- Fifteen thousand greens! – proudly declaring “businessman”.

- No problem! - I smacked. - You can buy a car.

“I’ll tell you the price,” the squeamish guy backed up, “don’t forget about the discount.” Ten hundreds of pharmaceutical companies.

“What a miracle, I don’t care about anything,” I said sadly.

“Another twenty hundred in the warehouse of finished products,” the peddler asked me, “and fifteen especially in front of me.”

“It would be better for you to joke about the other buyer,” I didn’t flinch.

– Fifty thousand karbovantsi? Where are you going? – the merchant said busily.

The price has subsided, the mute beetle in the sprinkling is silent, but I haven’t pulled out the skin at all, so I said briefly:

“Twenty-five,” the seller cut half the sum in one fell swoop.

I didn't mess around:

“Be reasonable,” the man forced, “why are you not happy with such pennies?”

- Do I look like an oligarch’s squad?

- You are sitting in a private medical clinic, where services cost millions of rubles, and you pretend to be impossible! - Fenya snorted. – Would you like me to show you the Febo robot? Before we speak, a marvelous machine of destruction in Germany, by the hands of practical, careful Germans, and not by some Chinese!

I looked at the packaging respectfully again:

- The Chinese are also very practical and careful. And now the Germans decorated the box with hieroglyphs? Why didn’t you write down your family’s writings?

The man lost his lips, and I continued:

- You got the doors mixed up. The entrance to the “American-Vetnamese Doctors” clinic is from the courtyard, and you left through the main entrance and are at a private detective agency.

“Damn the axis,” the spivrozmovnik said. - Having wasted just an hour!

Having immediately forgotten about the cherry-caramel attentiveness, the big guy snatched the “Phebo” from his sports bag and went there, where people were hanging out, calmly paying millions for medical services.

“Lamp, come in,” said the moon from the selector.

I stood up, straightened my tight-fitting nightgown and headed straight to the office. Be careful with representatives of private medicine, do not come to see a doctor with expensive jewelry, do not throw the keys of your Mercedes on the table, do not douse yourself in perfumes that cost a thousand rubles per drop, otherwise you risk knowing about the greatness Well, how many illnesses are there, treat them with kindness you will have to endure a lot of hardships due to the stagnation of modern technologies. However, you don’t want to dissolve and if you are planning to remove the wart anyway. Moscow has one cosmetology clinic, where the price for services depends on the brand and newness of the patient’s car. And, kindly, don’t buy any rejuvenating-straightening-de-smoothing facial and body products. Most of the time you will pay a lot of money for junk, but at the worst you will suffer the blow of the stream and opika.

The richer the patient, the greater the capabilities of emergency medicine.

“If you change this device once a week, you can end up with plastic surgery,” an insinuating voice murmured next to me.

“Oh yeah,” I said without looking up at the glossy magazine, “I’m not thinking about a brace yet.”

- It’s free! - promurkotiv spivrozmovnik.

I added a sweatshirt:

– Your statement smacks of rudeness!

- Oh! I’m not thinking about anything, - my uncle rattled off the fates of fifty, aggravated, unimportant of the linen, in a linen turtleneck, a sweater vest and thick cotton trousers, - as soon as he had given you a smile, he suddenly understood: I’m a sensible lady, I How to evaluate possibilities "Phebo is twenty."

- Possibility of what? - I didn’t understand.

The stranger with a joyful smile emerged from a fluffy bag into a small dark blue box:

- Axis! Facebody straight – shortened to “Phebo”. The kit comes with a set of attachments, all replaceable. If you use the body option, you will lose slouch, as Facepras will smooth out wrinkles. We have twenty attachments. Do you appreciate the savings?

I became unsatisfied:

– No, I didn’t appreciate it. Please explain.

The traveling salesman clasped his fingers:

– One session with a massage therapist – one hundred dollars. I’m ready to bet that when you go to a beauty salon to take care of your appearance, you’ll wear out your insoles. If you carry out manipulations less than twice a week to paint the exterior smoothly, then it turns out that you have a huge amount of money to maintain your beauty. It’s extravagant to go out for a month! Fitness for your woman will cost you ten thousand in thirty days. We add all kinds of creams, lotions, massage oils here. In short, you won’t get by with five pieces of “green” stuff. And once you buy “Phebo”, you will benefit from it for three hundred years.

– How much does your virivenian cost? - I asked the question unconsciously.

- Fifteen thousand greens! – proudly declaring “businessman”.

- No problem! - I smacked. - You can buy a car.

“I’ll tell you the price,” the squeamish guy backed up, “don’t forget about the discount.” Ten hundreds of pharmaceutical companies.

“What a miracle, I don’t care about anything,” I said sadly.

“Another twenty hundred in the warehouse of finished products,” the peddler asked me, “and fifteen especially in front of me.”

“It would be better for you to joke about the other buyer,” I didn’t flinch.

– Fifty thousand karbovantsi? Where are you going? – the merchant said busily.

The price has subsided, the mute beetle in the sprinkling is silent, but I haven’t pulled out the skin at all, so I said briefly:

“Twenty-five,” the seller cut half the sum in one fell swoop.

I didn't mess around:

“Be reasonable,” the man forced, “why are you not happy with such pennies?”

- Do I look like an oligarch’s squad?

- You are sitting in a private medical clinic, where services cost millions of rubles, and you pretend to be impossible! - Fenya snorted. – Would you like me to show you the Febo robot? Before we speak, a marvelous machine of destruction in Germany, by the hands of practical, careful Germans, and not by some Chinese!

I looked at the packaging respectfully again:

- The Chinese are also very practical and careful. And now the Germans decorated the box with hieroglyphs? Why didn’t you write down your family’s writings?

The man lost his lips, and I continued:

- You got the doors mixed up. The entrance to the “American-Vetnamese Doctors” clinic is from the courtyard, and you left through the main entrance and are at a private detective agency.

“Damn the axis,” the spivrozmovnik said. - Having wasted just an hour!

Having immediately forgotten about the cherry-caramel attentiveness, the big guy snatched the “Phebo” from his sports bag and went there, where people were hanging out, calmly paying millions for medical services.

“Lamp, come in,” said the moon from the selector.

I stood up, straightened my tight-fitting nightgown and headed straight to the office. Be careful with representatives of private medicine, do not come to see a doctor with expensive jewelry, do not throw the keys of your Mercedes on the table, do not douse yourself in perfumes that cost a thousand rubles per drop, otherwise you risk knowing about the greatness Well, how many illnesses are there, treat them with kindness you will have to endure a lot of hardships due to the stagnation of modern technologies. However, you don’t want to dissolve and if you are planning to remove the wart anyway. Moscow has one cosmetology clinic, where the price for services depends on the brand and newness of the patient’s car. And, kindly, don’t buy any rejuvenating-straightening-de-smoothing facial and body products. Most of the time you will pay a lot of money for junk, but at the worst you will suffer the blow of the stream and opika.

“Lamp,” repeating the selector, “hey?”

I opened the door to the man’s office and, representing a trained service, said:

- I hear.

I won’t torment you by telling you about how I became Max’s squad. I will also say that from the very beginning I was categorically not attracted to the boy, and then everything took a wonderful turn and, to my great surprise, a stamp about my marriage appeared in my passport.

Max is the boss of the company, who, in his words, deals with all the right things. Vin asked me to apply for a job as a detective. Not long before we met, I wasted my time and, with great satisfaction, I would have hired some kind of person to take up my favorite law. Ale mati at the bosses of the person is wrong. I will immediately begin to clash with Max in public, to catch you, and to give a blow to his reputation in the eyes of his fellows. Let's cook, let's talk at home, including about the service. No, it’s better not to make friends at once, and I was categorically convinced.

Until today, I had never been in control of anything like this, and everyone wanted to help me: Katya, Serozhka, Yulechka, Volodya Kostin, Kiryusha and Lizaveta. Sometimes, when I, having sunbathed at a visit to my relatives, go for a walk with the pugs, the staffie and the courtyard, it seems to me that Rachel, Ramik, Mulya, Fenya, Capa da Ada are not just barking at their peers on the street. It seems that they will promptly ask: “Hey, guys, your rulers don’t need an honest woman who can think logically, is pretty, healthy, cheerful, smart, unpretentious and doesn’t pretend to have an exorbitantly high salary? Without career ambitions, just a working horse! If it’s “so,” then he’ll stand on the leash.”

Ale, no matter what, no one rushed to sign a contract to work with Mrs. Romanova. In advance of your request, I submit: so, I lost Romanova. My man has an original nickname, but wait a minute, Ewlampia Wolf, or Vovk, it sounds a little outrageous. How, you ask, did I stumble today in front of a man’s office and also act as a secretary? Everything is very simple. Nina, Max’s assistant, was taken to the hospital on Wednesday night and hastily operated on. No big deal, just trivial appendicitis, I’ll show up at the receptionist’s office again in ten days. What else is there to do, there are no documents? Axis Max and asking me: “Be a friend, pretend to be a secretary. If clients know that they can get to the office of the company’s boss without any hassle, then they will immediately pay for the refund: it’s not easy to find out here, you won’t get enough pennies to point at the problem. Not vidmov, dear!” “Okay,” I said after a while, “in case I mess up, don’t bark.” - “Give me some tea and you’ll laugh at this girl,” said Max, “and with your intelligence, beauty, intelligence, and willingness to master a simple craft.”

It’s a pity that I, like most people, am a sucker for the forest, so at the same time I’m still wearing an unmanageable low heel and barefoot stiletto heels.

“Come in,” Max nodded.

I looked around the empty office:

- Why so affectionate?

- Grandma is sitting at the other meeting room. Talk to her.

I destroyed my eyebrows:

- I'm not a detective, but a secretary.

The man got up:

- Miraculously, I don’t remember and I’m not going to let you in before investigation. Ale auntie is extremely busy and doesn’t intend to go without causing a scandal. Try to calm down.

I didn't feel any better. Max instantly guessed my emotions and explained:

– Sometimes Nina has to resign from the role of an intelligent person.

- Vishtovhuvat get the annoying ones, quoting Pushkin? – I giggled. - Explain what the intelligentsia was trying to beat?

Max looking at the anniversary card:

– For five coins they can check on me at the conference room. Come here Oleg Vainshtein, why not?

I nodded:

- Big man.

“Mr. Grandmother,” Max clarified, “he’s going to fight before us.” How can you help you?

- As soon as you deprive the annoying aunt of yours, you’ll be gone soon. - I tried to play the role of a bouncer.

“Granny came here for the pleasure of another of our loyal clients,” Max said, “and first of all, what should I say, when the screen with the golden doubloons calls, this: “Andrey Mikhailovich, my people are taking care of your protégé.” I escaped. I hope you get into trouble with her.

I didn’t even blink when the man got upset in the corridor. Now do you understand why you shouldn’t work with someone who is in order? Having heard the boss’s order, the secretary hastens to take care of the entrusted law. Well, I’m not a primary service member, but a squad member, and I’m quietly angry at him, sensing that I’ve been assigned the role of an intelligent person. I didn't sign up for this! I’m just giving the servant a job to the headman, before I’m done, go to the office with a tray and, with a nice laugh, treat potential clients with some. Most of all I just want to leave the office, but Max has come to tell his companions what Nina’s role is, as I’ve just been vibulating for a while now. The people ran away from the reception, everyone wanted to have mercy on the woman who had managed to tie up her barefoot. Dekhto from tsikavyh hung on the face of the most turbocharged expressions and approached me with questions: “Max on the spot?” As soon as I said: “So, you’re free to come in,” the person lost her life and quickly rushed off, muttering out loud: “Then I’ll stop, completely forgetting about the difficult matter.”

A lot of spivorbitniks simply froze in shock and came to look at me. I didn’t show any mercy and watered one guy, who, with his mouth open, swung at me for about ten years:

- What do you need?

“Nothing,” Vine blurted out.

“Today, then,” I chewed, almost indifferently, “why are you going to stand here until the New Rock?” What's the point? Are you blind to my beauty?

“No,” he honestly confirmed, “Pashka told me from the technical department: “Run to the bare bones, have mercy, as Ninka lost weight in one night!” Yesterday it was a hundred kilograms, but today we can’t get fifty.” Axis, I stand and wonder: what do you mean Nina?

I let it go for a second because I was getting tired. Nina is dark-skinned, dark-haired, and black-eyed. There is high growth and marks of swelling above the upper lip. I’m a skinny blonde – at the supermarket I can’t reach the top row of cans. Already the boy, not looking like a roaster, seemed to be ruined, I laughed and calmly said:

- Nothing special, liposuction, a trip to the beauty salon or surgery to shorten your legs. It’s amazing that you didn’t recognize me.

- And the eyes? - The lad blinked. - Did you stink... e... the wrong color?

“Linzi,” I said, “do you still have food?”

The boy shook his head, stepped towards the exit, then turned around:

- Nino, but now your legs have been tiring for a long time, huh? They all started wanting.

At this stage of development, I suddenly realized that the local fool had suddenly appeared, but I didn’t understand, unless I bothered, I said:

– I never realized that Bazhanna was similar to everyone else. And don’t you feel that I’m going to marry the leader of the Pygmy tribe? It’s not good if the squad is twice as big as a man! Go to your work place. Vibach, through the color lenses I see the worst thing, did you burst into flames?

“Gennady Parshikov,” the boy said, “system administrator.”

A huge feeling of relief burst from my chest. Of course, Gena is not a fool, he is a system administrator, and these people, as a rule, are wonderful: they live in their virtual activities and rarely see the real world.

By God, the next day, medical examiner Olena Vokina showed up at the office with a huge black eye under her eye, the local gossips began to make guesses from the drive blanche, forgot about me, and I lost the ability to calmly practise, without feeling behind my back whispering. Well, how can you be angry with Max and Petya at once? No, it’s easy to do, but my demonstrative observation is in response to the tsunami of tiles.

Quietly angry with myself for not having bothered with my work until now, I went straight to the meeting room. As if you, like a hare, were driven out of the corner by a mischievous dog and ordered to withdraw your orders, do it in an orderly manner, requiring you to submit, otherwise there is no hurry. Why don’t you visonati zavdannya shvidshe and forget about him? Once you demonstrate intimacy, that’s it. Within a year, you cancel a new order. If you don’t kill him right away, you’ll earn money, the bosses already know what you’re doing because of the Swiss tornado. Please accept my pleasure: when applying for service, never demonstrate all your talents at once. Without a trace, having hung your tongue, run around the office and, happily looking, have the right to use a computer, fax, copier, scanner. If you don’t want to skip lunch, you might as well place a document on the table barefoot, which you have ordered to prepare before midday, don’t use specialized literature at work, don’t put a photo of your family or your favorite dog in the garden. There is no plush bunny on the phone and no shout to the ears: “Mom, everything is miraculous. The work is super, and the colleagues are nice.”

It’s not a good idea these days to drag pies, buns, bagels, tsukkerki into the office and declare in front of the drive of the permit: “I don’t drink baked goods, I can’t stand the sea, I’m afraid of water, I’m allergic to shrimp and fish. I respect you for the better attitude in the fierce, dear right, ride on the licks.”

If in the first month you fully realize all your potentialities, then after a while you’ll think: “This girl from the Soviet Union doesn’t want to learn anything new, she’s reached the limit of her capabilities.” Do you want to earn a career in the distance? Start small. Come fifteen days earlier today and leave a quarter later for your colleagues. Bos understands: you are careful and care for the right. In a month, greet him with a miraculous translation from English, and in two more years, put a long-read professional magazine on your desk. Tody the boss should be respected: well, she’s not a fool, she should strive to be knowledgeable. Check in for forty days and end your appointment two days earlier, and so on. The photo that appeared on your table is a new plus: and the girl is from a good homeland. If, not long before your payday, you reluctantly bring the zucchini before tea and say with a sweet smile: “Oh, try this, my kohani,” then you will immediately become famous for being a generous person. Every time you bring buns, they recognize you with a money-spending lick. And if you, having apparently broken down slightly, wait a moment to exchange with a colleague from a sickle to a fierce one, then you will begin to laugh very broadly. Pouch: through the river you will go to advancement, become a member of the team with well-deserved respect and become the boss’s lover.

The life of my mother-in-law Darina Dontsova

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Title: The Night Life of My Mother-in-Law

About the book “Night Life of My Mother-in-Law” by Darya Dontsova

I, Evlampiya Romanova, knew all along that you cannot make friends in the same office! The assistant of the newly minted man Max Wulf went to the doctor’s office, and I had to take my place at the receptionist’s. The secretary is not a detective at all, is she? Prote businessman Oleg Weinstein needs me and no one else! Even though I immediately mistook the new client for a mannequin - a goddamn joke of the prankster Wolf - and I criticized his great choice!.. Oleg was scammed for a tidy sum in a private clinic, so I showed up at the cool doctor in the image stupid rich widow. At the clinic station, I found a copper wallet with a red crocodile with a not at all funny note: Laura Fain asked for help - they were stolen... And so I stumbled in the epicenter of two lost certificates! Ale tse buv lishe cob! One wonderful evening before us, my mother-in-law showed up unexpectedly at home!

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